You know what'd be great? If it only took three screws to attach it to your car.
39 comments:
Benoit from Ottawa
said...
3 screws!
Now we need a contest as to what a) letters or numbers left and right will actually get past the authorities, and b) which others it would be hilarious to see.
Thank you for this, Chez. This brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful. I love the thought that my Lord and savior will one day be honored like this. I pray that I can put something like this on my 150. Go ahead and laugh, you SPs. This is a symbol that gives you a code to live by and is proof that this is a Judeo-Christian country built upon free speech. Also, this proposal is bipartisan. It proves that the good people of Florida and the rest of the nation are God/Jesus-fearing folk. One day, this beautiful depiction will be in all of our public schools. Once that happens, everything will return to a strong Christ-centered nation. What Would Jesus Do? He would be proud to know that he would join the magnetic "Support Our Troops" decals to decorate the back of a patriotic Hummer, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Yukon, Winnebago or Chrysler Town and Country vehicle that consumes a lot of patriotic fuel. The real Jesus Juice is oil. There is nothing more patriotic than that. Thank you again for this, Chez. GOD Bless, Bill Orvis White
What's awesome is that there is room for three letters on each side. "ZOM" and "BIE" ... then you have an official zombie jesus license plate. Can you get Florida plates even if you're not in Florida?
This picture, 3 screws joke, and all of your comments make me see why the Lord will lay waste to the earth. Sun-worship is the devil's oldest tactic. Don't fall for it, there's nothing cheery when everything is revealed.
SPR STR 666 BST ANA RKY KLU KLX WIT PWR JEW BUS (Best on a large van) DED JEW SUN GOD UNR EAL NOT REL STL DED 2ND CMG BGF OOT BIG FOT FAG GOT GOT MLK 9IN NLS ROM MAN CRA ZEE HOM LES NOF AGS (Go Westboro...wait...) RIC OLA PDO JEW (Suffer the children) PED OJW LNG FCE SCI NCE MAM MON SUC COK DEW JEW (Do the Jew...) HAN UKA DRE IDL MUS LIM RAI LED NAI LED KIL LED MOB BED NOT WHT NOT WIT DRK MET CHI KEN FRE SH1 MYH OMY HOR NEE DUM JEW RAI NMN FIS HEE BGJ OKE BIG JOK HOE BOE DEM OCT DMO CRT DEM CRT DMC RAT SOC LST FSC IST CRI SIS HNG JRY HNG LOW HAN GIN NAK KED MIK HEL MIK HIL HIT LER NAZ EEE/ZEE (Or subtler, NAT ZEE/ZII) WHI TEY CRA KER CRA CKR CLD BOY BOY TOY JEW SLV MYS LAV APP LES (Like, "dem apples") BUD DEE CRW NED CRO WND CLD BOD (Cold body) COD BLU (Code blue) TER ROR DED ROT ROT TIN ROT TER DIE GOD UNL CKY BAD DAY FUN NEE SHE MAN SHM WOW (He's a sham.....wow!) HAH AHA HUR TME OWO WOW PAI NFL NOG AIN GEN TIL GEN TLE BIG NOZ ZYK LON (Just look up Zyklon) BUR IED 6FT UDR HAR HAR PRO FIT CON TRL CNT ROL VIR GIN CRU SAD ALL LAH JIH HAD HLY WAR BOM BER SUI CID FOO LSH DED SEA DED SEE PRI KLY (Nice crown!) SRI OUS SER IUS BIZ NES CHA CHG DOL ERZ BIG MNY WHY GOD CON MAN GRE EDY SER PNT SRP ENT SLI THR PAS TEY ENG LSH BRI TON DRK AGE DRK AGS MID DLE JOY JOY BLO ODY KIL HIM IAM DED DED SUN DWF STR SUP PER (Last supper or super star reference) SOO PER JEW DAS DAS JEW AU JUS (Can you get it with 5 letters?) POE JEW POE SUN SPE ARD CRC IFY HUM MOR REP ENT (tongue-in-cheek or implying he should) BND OVR TAL PIP UPY ORZ SCR EWD TEF LON (Non-stick crosses available!) HEL BOY LAW YER LOV NIT CHI LIN CHL LIN 90D EGR VRT ICL STD TAL (Stand tall) FLO TNG MOR TAL ORE ALY OHH RLY OHR ELY RLY DED RLY GAY (Double entendre) POI SON
39 comments:
3 screws!
Now we need a contest as to what a) letters or numbers left and right will actually get past the authorities, and b) which others it would be hilarious to see.
F.i. (and completely obvious, so solly)
JAY ZUS
OMG - LOL
GOING. TO. HELL.
But damn was that funny.
Thank you for this, Chez. This brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful. I love the thought that my Lord and savior will one day be honored like this.
I pray that I can put something like this on my 150. Go ahead and laugh, you SPs. This is a symbol that gives you a code to live by and is proof that this is a Judeo-Christian country built upon free speech. Also, this proposal is bipartisan. It proves that the good people of Florida and the rest of the nation are God/Jesus-fearing folk. One day, this beautiful depiction will be in all of our public schools. Once that happens, everything will return to a strong Christ-centered nation.
What Would Jesus Do? He would be proud to know that he would join the magnetic "Support Our Troops" decals to decorate the back of a patriotic Hummer, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Yukon, Winnebago or Chrysler Town and Country vehicle that consumes a lot of patriotic fuel. The real Jesus Juice is oil. There is nothing more patriotic than that.
Thank you again for this, Chez.
GOD Bless,
Bill Orvis White
What's awesome is that there is room for three letters on each side. "ZOM" and "BIE" ... then you have an official zombie jesus license plate. Can you get Florida plates even if you're not in Florida?
W82 DIE
(actually, I think I'll save that for my Terri Schiavo novelty plate)
Steven wins I think!
LOL....zombie Jesus...
Oh, for Christ's sake.....
Fucking zealots.
NOM NOM
If it only took three screwsHoly shit. I'm DYING here. That is AWESOME.
Cesca pointed out the sacrilicious irony of the fact that there's Jesus being tortured to death, while directly underneath it says "Sunshine State."
He also wonders if that big halo behind Jesus is really a Florida orange.
When Texas secedes, can we get Florida to go too?
DAR WIN
Chez, that was my initial reaction: to laugh at how ridiculous the image looks right over the cheery Sunshine State motto. Awesome.
They should extend the arms so the screws go through the hands.
i'm moving back north.
this makes the 'choose life' plates look palatable.
come to think of it...
can we combine the jesus and the choose life plates?
anti-campaign speech:
and since we ALL know i'm one of the 'chosen people' if it passes, i promise to have KIL LER on my jesus plate!
They're putting an orange and Christ together? Sweet Jesus on a plate!
The Screaming Blue Messiahs--Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge
I like the letter placement, how they're centered around the design. I think my choice for a vanity plate would be B O.
I thought it was the Florida Sun.
Zombie Jesus? Done. http://www.flickr.com/photos/18200584@N04/3485984203/
TOR TUR
RAP 2UR
BRB D3D
Be careful, if Florida secedes, you will have to take care of your parents.
Alright, Virginia, where is our Jesus loving license plate?
WTF ???
wtf? wtf?
They just keep comin':
PIL ATE
JEW KNG
POP SCL
It would be better if it's was one of those pictures where if you move your head, you get Jesus Open Eyes and then back to Jesus Closed Eyes.
And man, when did Christ get pecs like that? He's ripped. I'd let him slam me. ;)
G BUS
And I thought I was over the line. Sex with Jesus. That just rules.
A55 RGY still works with this design.
There's a second coming joke in there but damned if I'm going near it...
Wait till the Jews ask for the Star of David and me for Malcom X..That license plate is going to start some shit....
This picture, 3 screws joke, and all of your comments make me see why the Lord will lay waste to the earth. Sun-worship is the devil's oldest tactic. Don't fall for it, there's nothing cheery when everything is revealed.
Now that just sounds crazy, Justyna.
SUN GOD
More six letter/number combinations:
SPR STR
666 BST
ANA RKY
KLU KLX
WIT PWR
JEW BUS (Best on a large van)
DED JEW
SUN GOD
UNR EAL
NOT REL
STL DED
2ND CMG
BGF OOT
BIG FOT
FAG GOT
GOT MLK
9IN NLS
ROM MAN
CRA ZEE
HOM LES
NOF AGS (Go Westboro...wait...)
RIC OLA
PDO JEW (Suffer the children)
PED OJW
LNG FCE
SCI NCE
MAM MON
SUC COK
DEW JEW (Do the Jew...)
HAN UKA
DRE IDL
MUS LIM
RAI LED
NAI LED
KIL LED
MOB BED
NOT WHT
NOT WIT
DRK MET
CHI KEN
FRE SH1
MYH OMY
HOR NEE
DUM JEW
RAI NMN
FIS HEE
BGJ OKE
BIG JOK
HOE BOE
DEM OCT
DMO CRT
DEM CRT
DMC RAT
SOC LST
FSC IST
CRI SIS
HNG JRY
HNG LOW
HAN GIN
NAK KED
MIK HEL
MIK HIL
HIT LER
NAZ EEE/ZEE (Or subtler, NAT ZEE/ZII)
WHI TEY
CRA KER
CRA CKR
CLD BOY
BOY TOY
JEW SLV
MYS LAV
APP LES (Like, "dem apples")
BUD DEE
CRW NED
CRO WND
CLD BOD (Cold body)
COD BLU (Code blue)
TER ROR
DED ROT
ROT TIN
ROT TER
DIE GOD
UNL CKY
BAD DAY
FUN NEE
SHE MAN
SHM WOW (He's a sham.....wow!)
HAH AHA
HUR TME
OWO WOW
PAI NFL
NOG AIN
GEN TIL
GEN TLE
BIG NOZ
ZYK LON (Just look up Zyklon)
BUR IED
6FT UDR
HAR HAR
PRO FIT
CON TRL
CNT ROL
VIR GIN
CRU SAD
ALL LAH
JIH HAD
HLY WAR
BOM BER
SUI CID
FOO LSH
DED SEA
DED SEE
PRI KLY (Nice crown!)
SRI OUS
SER IUS
BIZ NES
CHA CHG
DOL ERZ
BIG MNY
WHY GOD
CON MAN
GRE EDY
SER PNT
SRP ENT
SLI THR
PAS TEY
ENG LSH
BRI TON
DRK AGE
DRK AGS
MID DLE
JOY JOY
BLO ODY
KIL HIM
IAM DED
DED SUN
DWF STR
SUP PER (Last supper or super star reference)
SOO PER
JEW DAS
DAS JEW
AU JUS (Can you get it with 5 letters?)
POE JEW
POE SUN
SPE ARD
CRC IFY
HUM MOR
REP ENT (tongue-in-cheek or implying he should)
BND OVR
TAL PIP
UPY ORZ
SCR EWD
TEF LON (Non-stick crosses available!)
HEL BOY
LAW YER
LOV NIT
CHI LIN
CHL LIN
90D EGR
VRT ICL
STD TAL (Stand tall)
FLO TNG
MOR TAL
ORE ALY
OHH RLY
OHR ELY
RLY DED
RLY GAY (Double entendre)
POI SON
Maybe more later. Got to get back to work.
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