3 screws!Now we need a contest as to what a) letters or numbers left and right will actually get past the authorities, and b) which others it would be hilarious to see.F.i. (and completely obvious, so solly)JAY ZUS
OMG - LOL
GOING. TO. HELL.But damn was that funny.
Thank you for this, Chez. This brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful. I love the thought that my Lord and savior will one day be honored like this. I pray that I can put something like this on my 150. Go ahead and laugh, you SPs. This is a symbol that gives you a code to live by and is proof that this is a Judeo-Christian country built upon free speech. Also, this proposal is bipartisan. It proves that the good people of Florida and the rest of the nation are God/Jesus-fearing folk. One day, this beautiful depiction will be in all of our public schools. Once that happens, everything will return to a strong Christ-centered nation.What Would Jesus Do? He would be proud to know that he would join the magnetic "Support Our Troops" decals to decorate the back of a patriotic Hummer, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Yukon, Winnebago or Chrysler Town and Country vehicle that consumes a lot of patriotic fuel. The real Jesus Juice is oil. There is nothing more patriotic than that.Thank you again for this, Chez.GOD Bless,Bill Orvis White
What's awesome is that there is room for three letters on each side. "ZOM" and "BIE" ... then you have an official zombie jesus license plate. Can you get Florida plates even if you're not in Florida?
W82 DIE(actually, I think I'll save that for my Terri Schiavo novelty plate)
Steven wins I think!LOL....zombie Jesus...
Oh, for Christ's sake.....Fucking zealots.
If it only took three screwsHoly shit. I'm DYING here. That is AWESOME.
Cesca pointed out the sacrilicious irony of the fact that there's Jesus being tortured to death, while directly underneath it says "Sunshine State."He also wonders if that big halo behind Jesus is really a Florida orange.
When Texas secedes, can we get Florida to go too?
Chez, that was my initial reaction: to laugh at how ridiculous the image looks right over the cheery Sunshine State motto. Awesome.
They should extend the arms so the screws go through the hands.
i'm moving back north.this makes the 'choose life' plates look palatable.come to think of it...can we combine the jesus and the choose life plates?
anti-campaign speech:and since we ALL know i'm one of the 'chosen people' if it passes, i promise to have KIL LER on my jesus plate!
They're putting an orange and Christ together? Sweet Jesus on a plate!The Screaming Blue Messiahs--Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge
I like the letter placement, how they're centered around the design. I think my choice for a vanity plate would be B O.
I thought it was the Florida Sun. Zombie Jesus? Done. http://www.flickr.com/photos/18200584@N04/3485984203/
Be careful, if Florida secedes, you will have to take care of your parents.
Alright, Virginia, where is our Jesus loving license plate?
They just keep comin':PIL ATEJEW KNG
It would be better if it's was one of those pictures where if you move your head, you get Jesus Open Eyes and then back to Jesus Closed Eyes. And man, when did Christ get pecs like that? He's ripped. I'd let him slam me. ;)
And I thought I was over the line. Sex with Jesus. That just rules.
A55 RGY still works with this design.
There's a second coming joke in there but damned if I'm going near it...
Wait till the Jews ask for the Star of David and me for Malcom X..That license plate is going to start some shit....
This picture, 3 screws joke, and all of your comments make me see why the Lord will lay waste to the earth. Sun-worship is the devil's oldest tactic. Don't fall for it, there's nothing cheery when everything is revealed.
Now that just sounds crazy, Justyna.
More six letter/number combinations:SPR STR666 BSTANA RKYKLU KLXWIT PWRJEW BUS (Best on a large van)DED JEWSUN GODUNR EALNOT RELSTL DED2ND CMGBGF OOTBIG FOTFAG GOTGOT MLK9IN NLSROM MANCRA ZEEHOM LESNOF AGS (Go Westboro...wait...)RIC OLAPDO JEW (Suffer the children)PED OJWLNG FCESCI NCEMAM MONSUC COKDEW JEW (Do the Jew...)HAN UKADRE IDLMUS LIMRAI LEDNAI LEDKIL LEDMOB BEDNOT WHTNOT WITDRK METCHI KENFRE SH1MYH OMYHOR NEEDUM JEWRAI NMNFIS HEEBGJ OKEBIG JOKHOE BOEDEM OCTDMO CRTDEM CRTDMC RATSOC LSTFSC ISTCRI SISHNG JRYHNG LOWHAN GINNAK KEDMIK HELMIK HILHIT LERNAZ EEE/ZEE (Or subtler, NAT ZEE/ZII)WHI TEYCRA KERCRA CKRCLD BOYBOY TOYJEW SLVMYS LAVAPP LES (Like, "dem apples")BUD DEECRW NEDCRO WNDCLD BOD (Cold body)COD BLU (Code blue)TER RORDED ROTROT TINROT TERDIE GODUNL CKYBAD DAYFUN NEESHE MANSHM WOW (He's a sham.....wow!)HAH AHAHUR TMEOWO WOWPAI NFLNOG AINGEN TILGEN TLEBIG NOZZYK LON (Just look up Zyklon)BUR IED6FT UDRHAR HARPRO FITCON TRLCNT ROLVIR GINCRU SADALL LAHJIH HADHLY WARBOM BERSUI CIDFOO LSHDED SEADED SEEPRI KLY (Nice crown!)SRI OUSSER IUSBIZ NESCHA CHGDOL ERZBIG MNYWHY GODCON MANGRE EDYSER PNTSRP ENTSLI THRPAS TEYENG LSHBRI TONDRK AGEDRK AGSMID DLEJOY JOYBLO ODYKIL HIMIAM DEDDED SUNDWF STRSUP PER (Last supper or super star reference)SOO PERJEW DASDAS JEW AU JUS (Can you get it with 5 letters?)POE JEWPOE SUNSPE ARDCRC IFYHUM MORREP ENT (tongue-in-cheek or implying he should)BND OVRTAL PIPUPY ORZSCR EWDTEF LON (Non-stick crosses available!)HEL BOYLAW YERLOV NITCHI LINCHL LIN90D EGRVRT ICLSTD TAL (Stand tall)FLO TNGMOR TALORE ALYOHH RLYOHR ELYRLY DEDRLY GAY (Double entendre)POI SONMaybe more later. Got to get back to work.
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