"When I stuff 100 of these in my mouth, I can climb walls like SpiderMan."
Bag it and tag it!
I love the smell of a good teabagging in the morning!
OK, so here's me and Limbaugh last night...
"This one seems a little small for some reason - hey Props! Can we get some REAL teabagging going on in here?"
Hey, what does this remind you of, Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Douchey?
Why does this teabag taste salty?
*hack* *cough*Sorry, there's a hair caught in my throat.
"Mmmmm...."Oh yeah..."You've been working out in the hot sun all day, and they're extra vinegar-y..."
"I can fit two of these sum bitches in my mouth."
Tastes like chicken.
When I was a boy, we had to carry these uphill both ways, and then melt snow to even think about using them. Which, in retrospect, explains why we are so bitter.
So you open you mouth like this, then you take the bag and....
Not in my hair.
Tea bagging: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
"Megyn you've seen this before maybe you should demonstrate."
"People say that this 'tea-bagging' event is manufactured outrage. Well, I say nuts to that! Nuts! As a matter of fact, it's so nuts, it's a sack of nuts. Yes, these accusations about tea-bagging are a big nut-sack! And I can't take hearing about it anymore! If one more person wraps their lips around that big crazy nut-sack about tea-bagging, I swear, I'll blow my load right here on this show."And I thought the era of great political comedy would end with the passing of the Bush Administration. Silly me.
Steve takes his tea with heavy cream.
He looks pretty excited about that.
...and then I said: "Thats what they looked like after I got out of the SAUNA!"
Wait. His last name is Douchey? Enough.
o/' Put the tea in the drink you nut, and drink 'em both up...------God help us all if they get hold of coffee------TURNS OUT TEA HAS CAFFEINE TOO! WOOAH!------Upon exiting the building, Lipton's crack squad of ninja assassins found the offender and left a bloodstained throwing star with the message "Stay away from Boston..."Man, I'm full of 'em tonight.
the one, the only GEATEST TEABAGGING SONG EVER:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj2T9L9Q7FQyummo!
Let me demonstrate the Fox News loyalty test as administered by Schweaty Balls Ailes...
His name's Steve Doocy. What I always find hilarious is that for a long time he was known on Fox & Friends as "Steve Doocy, the Weather Guy." Which always leads me to think, whenever he injects his inane opinions on the show, "Who gives a crap what you think -- you're the fucking WEATHER GUY."
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