I don't know what's funnier: Lucifer's Testicles or Remedial Christian Parenting...I think probably the latter.
What does the Easter Bunny really hate?Jewish kids with slingshots.
and i thought my friend jimmy ron invented zombie jesus day...you know why the easter bunny hates us jews [along with most of the world]?on passover WE BOIL HIS CHILDREN, PEEL THEM AND DIP THEMIN SALT WATER BEFORE EATING THEM. yummo.
Dude, there is only one thing wrong with the whole "Zombie Jesus" idea... Statistically, 99% of zombies roamed the earth trying to eat people, while Jesus spent the rest of eternity trying to get others to eat him! Long live the "Jesus Chips!"
My parents have a large dog statue that has been in their living room for at least 30 years, and there's a tradition of hiding eggs somewhere in or around it. Hiding is a relative term though since it's small children who are looking for them, so one of the places I hid an egg happened to be at the base of the dog where testicles should be. This prompted a balls joke from one of my aunts, which completely threw me off because I should never have to hear about anything sex related from any of my aunts. So I find the second sign especially funny.
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