Wednesday, April 29, 2009

100 Days of Turpitude

President Obama's first hundred days in office, as seen through the wild eyes of Fox News -- one day at a time.

You don't really appreciate the depth of the near-psychotic derangement until you see it like this.


aaron said...

Ho. Lee. SHIT!

My brain's too busy bleeding out of my eyes right now to try make sense of what it just saw. Exactly where's the balance??

Anonymous said...

I think their scale is balanced to the right.

Mas Triste said...

If you don't lock Janet "Mini Me Reno" Napolitano in the same closet you locked Joe Biden into, you will continue to feed the Fox monster.

Barbara said...

What was Victoria Jackson doing in the middle of that?

Nate said...

I just don't understand how nobody holds these assholes to the same standard of reality-based reporting that everyone else has to live by. I am a college student, so Imagine I turned in a term paper with facts I completely made up out of nowhere, opinions rendered backed up with no actual facts, logical lapses in which someone is described simultaneously as fascist and socialist. I guess that would be the highest-rated term-paper on cable. Oh, and I'd fail the class.

Chris said...

The burns!

As a European living in Texas, I'm glad he's in charge otherwise we'd be using swine flu as an excuse to burn Mexicans.

Mack said...

Fascist stimulus package!

Shut it down. I've heard it all.

Anonymous said...

WOW! I need a cigarette after that feargasm and I don't smoke. This is awesome to see so many heads explode. Ignorance is a virtue for this crowd.

Riles said...

At the risk of jinxing it, I realized watching that clip that I haven't heard anything about Coulter in awhile. Do weasels hibernate in the spring?

Felis Femina said...

Ow, ow, ow. I's too...I don't...there just are no words. They might as well just exchange their news studio for a circle of rocking chairs and some knitting needles for all the baseless fodder and hollow opinions they spew -

(imagine a thick Queens accent)
"Ya know what I heard, that Obama character is a fascist socialist..."

"Well, I heard that he's gonna spend all our country's money, then go back to Iraq where he's from..."

"No, no, he's from Africa. He's an African. A communist African..."

Fucking idiots.

Ben said...

What did it for me was Day 65.

"Literally struggling every time he has to think on his feet!"

Milk shot out my nose. At least Obama does think on his feet. And at all.

Chez said...

That's the beauty of this: They're SO detached from reality. Obama is very well liked at the moment (he has a damn high approval rating), he's one of the most erudite and thoughtful presidents we've probably ever had, and they're acting like he's some kind of laughable incompetent -- the same people who defended eight years of the most incompetent, inarticulate buffoon in presidential history.

It just hammers home the point that they're living in a fantasy world -- which is why these clowns are killing the GOP from the inside out. This isn't playing the role of the loyal opposition; it's fucking political suicide.

pknaack1 said...

Hmm, Umberto Eco wrote in his essay "Eternal Fascism" fourteen ways to identify the fascist:

1. The cult of tradition
2. the rejection of modernism
3. action for action's sake
4. disagreement is treason
5. fear of difference
6. appeal to a frustrated middle class.
7. nationalism, and obsession with a plot.
8. humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies.
9. pacifism is trafficking with the enemy; life is permanent warfare.
10. contempt for the weak.
11. everybody is educated to become a hero.
12. will to power transferred to sexual matters
13. selective populism.
14. newspeak.

This does not describe Obama.

Ironically, this perfectly describes the Christian Right! Hmm. I think I just had a Jack Handey moment...

JLG said...

what the hell. it is "fair and balanced" all right. in phrases because it is not true. its not actually fair and balanced. what the hell? that is not balanced at all.

Bill White said...

Hello SPs/McFlys:
These patriots are speaking for the majority of America.
This is an accurate collection of real news over the past 100 days. My favorite part is obviously with the honorable Governor Huckabee.

One of the Christian soldiers in this FOX News clip talked about the One World Government that Obama is working on as we browse the Internet for accurate material like this wonderful FOX clip.
If any of you out there study that Obama symbol, you will see that it stands for a One World Gov't. Obama along with President Clinton and several other left-leaning seculars meet in secret to form this type of government just about every day.

Y'all know what I'm doing to prepare for this huge Socialist/Communist gov't. What are you going to do?

Fearfully Yours,

Anonymous said...

Ladies & Gentlemen, Joe is out of the closet.

Anonymous said...

bill white is SUCH an idiot. but that's why we love him.

if anything, Christ taught us to love our idiots.

be comforted bill, you're loved.

fucking pinhead.