Halle-fucking-llujah, dog! He is some hot stuff, ain't he?Really, though, J.C. is supposed to be the solution for AVOIDING any sizzling sensations, so I don't quite get this one.I really hate it when churches try too hard to act hip, especially if "missionary" and "Baptist" are in the name, because that doesn't make me think young, happening congregation...
What does that even mean?
WAT IT SAID?
...And a terrorist fist-bump fo' the REV!
My my my messageHits ya so hawd,Makes ya say "Oh my LAWD!"Thank youFor blessing meWith a crown of thornsand a flock of sheep.It's bad,And you're in dangerJust a supafly homeboyFrom the mangerIt's meat, as suchAnd this is the meatYou can't touch!U can't eat this!(It's Friday, homeboy)U can't eat this!(Why u kneelin' there, man?)U can't eat this!(Yo! Ring da bell, it's suppa time, sucka!)~To the tune of M.C. Hammer "Can't Touch This."~lyrics (c)1990 by Ken Surloff
The reason for the season?
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