Monday, March 30, 2009

ShamOW!


The story of the month.

By the way, has anybody checked out that Billy Mays guy? You just know he's got a child dungeon in his basement.

The Huffington Post: ShamWOW Pitchman Vince Shlomi Arrested for Battering Hooker/3.30.09

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah but just think of how quickly he can clean up the mess!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! This guy and Billy Mays terrify my daughter and me. We knew this would happen to one of them at least!!!

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Graham said...

Didn't he get into a row with some of his Scientology ex buddies.

Wouldn't be surprised if the hooker was one too...

Boo said...

ShamWOW!! Perfect for those messy crime scene cleanups!

Fred said...

More like Sham-POW!

Seeing those commercials just makes me want to hit that douchebag with a brick.

schwa242 said...

Lies! She's probably a secret agent of Scientology, out for a little Fair Game vengeance

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/05-11-2004/0002171569&EDATE=

hecubus said...

i wonder if he used a shamwow to mop up the blood?

Alex said...

Well Billy Mays will take any opportunity to let people know he hates this guy so I'm sure he's feeling pretty satisfied right now, sitting in his child dungeon.

Geetch said...

Billy Mays just got his own TV show with I think another of these professional product-shillers, and I for one hope it catapults him into the stratosphere of fame. I can't wait till he uses his famous yell to bitch out TMZ paps, has his mugshot show up on The Smoking Gun, and then ends up on a "Surreal Life"-type show, pulling out his beard hair by hair.

Stephen said...

I wonder if he used his line from the slap-chop infomercial on the hooker: "You're gonna love my nuts."

namron said...

Apparently he lost it when the hooker refused to wear a Snuggie for protection.

Aaron X said...

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