Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Q & A-hole


Question of the day: Is there anybody named "Tucker" who isn't a complete fucking tool? Think about it -- Tucker Max, Tucker Bounds, and of course, this douche.

The Huffington Post: Tucker Carlson Rips Jon Stewart for Cramer Interview/3.15.09

18 comments:

Mozglubov said...

What a jackass... but, of course, I must just be saying that because John Stewart is apparently a sacred cow.

Anonymous said...

Tucker, rhymes with...

Bill White said...

Sorry, but I have to agree with Tucker on this one. Jon Stewart has a big government, anti-small business, liberal agenda. Jim Cramer is a patriotic informer who tells the public how to maximize profits. I'm not a big city Wall Street boy, but I respect our business leaders who invest their hard-earned dollars towards the things that make us free like military hardware and drugs that make men excited -- not that I need them. Jon Stewart is a pencil-neck geek who is angry at the world. He needs to find the nearest synagogue to make himself whole again. That show has a bunch of clowns that don't know what they're talking about. I like that Colbert fella that follows him, though. We're on the same page and he's a fellow Southern Man. Comedy Central has some good guys. Oh yeah, how can I forget Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy?

Web Dunce said...

He's just craving a media war of his own in a pathetic attempt to jump start his Ford Pinto of a career and thinks Jon Stewart will take the bait. Right. That cow has been flung. Move on, people. Nothing more to see here.

Lily's Mommy said...

It's so obvious now...

Add a blonde wig, makeup and a miniskirt and you've got my other favorite attention whore, Coulter.

Brandon said...

Carlson is just bitter because he's already had his ass handed to him by Stewart. The best exchange on Crossfire ever:

Carlson: You're a lot more funny on tv than in person.

Stewart: You're just as big a dick in person.

Paraphrased, but you get the idea.

Heather Hansma said...

Tucker is pissed because when Jon did it to him his show got canceled.

Deacon Blue said...

I don't know...there's Turtle Tuck from the Wonderpets. Is his given name "Tucker" perhaps? If so, he may be the exception to the rule.

Vermillion said...

Damn, he really never got over the Crossfire thing, huh?

I am tickled how tthe other commenters were basically telling him to STFU.

And they raised a very interesting point about Stewart: he is a comedian, a satirist. He has no obligation to be fair and balanced. And yet he is doing a better job at it than the MSM.

Why? Because somebody has to, and they are proving to be less and less up for the task.

Anonymous said...

Tucker is just pissed because Cramer, while made to look like a total jackass during that interview (and rightfully so), kept his composure and actually did really well under the pressure of the Jon Stewart interview.

On the other hand, a few years back, Tucker totally crumpled under the same pressure (and it happened ON his show).

Amy said...

Isn't Tucker still pissed about when John Stewart came on his show and schooled him?

Mack said...

Grown men should not wear bow ties. Especially not pink ones.

idiosynchronic said...

Apparently Tucker just woke up out of the coma he was in after Stewart beat his ass 47 different ways on Crossfire. Tucker's friends and family must hate him, letting go out and play in traffic again so soon.

Master Mahan said...

I can say I'm too surprised by that. Anyone with parents cruel enough to name them something ending in -ucker is going to grow up with a major inferiority complex. If a Tucker slip through the cracks and manage to grow up without severe mental scarring, they'll probably choose to go by a different name.

Not that this excuses Carlson's utter douchebaggery, mind.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Tucker Max. There's an ass from the past. I didn't realize he was making a media job out of the behavior that got him shit-canned as a summer associate.

Chris said...

As misogynistic as Tucker Max is, he's damn funny and he makes me laugh. Tucker Carlson makes me laugh, too... but unlike Max, I'm laughing at Tucker Carlson.

antoniusone said...

And now, lucky us, we get to read his opinion piece in today's "Daily Beast" entitled "How Jon Stewart Went Bad" or, "How John Stewart Became An Insufferable Prig"! http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-03-18/how-jon-stewart-went-bad/

After his remarks the other day to Howard Kurtz on CNN, he must have be despondent because there was no mention of him on "The Daily Show" the last couple of nights. Being denied his big moment in the spotlight by Jon Stewart, he's penned this article undoubtedly hoping to ignite a firestorm that will undoubtedly light up the airwaves.

I'm pretty sure Jon is smart enough to not give him the satisfaction and hopefully, Tucker will just fade away like the old soldier he's become.

Anonymous said...

My dog's name is Tucker, and he's not a complete tool. He, however, votes Liberal.