Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Toilet Training


Man, I really hate to feel like I'm just phoning it in -- but I could not make this any more ridiculous or hilarious than it already is.

Seriously, please keep these people away from anything having to do with the U.S. economy.

The Washington Monthly: Joe the Plumber Asked to be Adviser to Conservative Republican Organization/2.3.09

12 comments:

Liz in Austin said...

SRSLY?

Anonymous said...

He's going to do this AND be a war correspondent? BTW, how did that job work for him?

Steve Saunders said...

Jesus H Christ.


Though... I do find it interesting that they managed to find a replacement for Anne Coulter so swiftly. And more feminine / less lich-like, even.


Science, I guess.

arcnor said...

So, first he was a plumber who wasn't actually a plumber, then he was a war correspondent who didn't think that journalists should report on wars (beyond jingoism, anyway), and now he's an "economic adviser" to the Republican party... who probably doesn't believe there's any problem with the economy. Or perhaps that paying taxes is tantamount to some form of treason.

If the Republicans ever manage to regain power, or to manipulate events in D.C. more to their liking, living in Canada may not put enough distance between me and the United States of Insanity.

I may have to move to Sweden.

xoch said...

Aaaand the hits just keep on coming. Btw, is that Cindy McCain in the back?

I wish the republicans would get their fucking act together though, 'cause you need some sort of balance, after a while.

Anonymous said...

I like the bit about the woman who sent out a mass email stating something to the effect of, "...if you were planning not to attend the meeting tomorrow morning, you may want to change your mind. Joe the Plumber will be there!!!"

cgwalt said...

Sweet resume.
Lots of interesting stories to tell at
"Daddy and Me" day.

chenry said...

Hey, this is great news! If the Repubes keep this up, they'll never be re-elected.

celery said...

i think you've found your first DEM interviewee.

please!

Marra Alane said...

Christ, Joe the plumber is the gift that keeps on giving. Just when I think there's hope for the Republican party, what with them selecting Michael Steele as the chair, they go and pull something like this. God bless 'em, they really are fucknuts.

Bill White said...

You're just baiting me with this one, Chez. Everyone who follows me knows that Joe is like a brother to me. I find this post disrepectful sir, but you know what I'm going to write next: I'm praying for you.
On another note, I just love seeing these Obama folks falling like the pine needles from the trees in the Mississippi woods where I kill and eat deer. First this Richardson guy from Mexico. He looks shady to me. Check his papers just like this president's. C'mon, they're not American. Then this crook Gitener fella and now this homosexual Daschle.
Then we see this president talking to every left-wing pretty boy and girl. I'm sorry Chez, but that's not presidential. He's defacing the office by saying too much to too many liberals who then give out our secrets to the world. God help us in these end times. I'm going out to my shed to clean my revolvers and wrenches. May God and Jesus be with you and all of your misguided liberal readers who are helping to destroy this once-great country.

Anonymous said...

oh bill you're so wonderful!

i can hardly wait to see you post armageddon - you'll emerge from your shelter triumphant - and then be so disappointed that all the truck stops (where you used to hang out giving blow jobs to beefy truckers) are gone.

oh well. payback is such a bitch.