I am sure these are the same people who drove around the 90's with the "Bill Clinton: Impeach Him? Hell, Get A Rope!" bumpersticker attached to their monster truck's chrome bumper.
I love plastering those very same trucks with the "I Have A Small Penis" bumpersticker. Often, they don't notice for days.
Or what could he possibly be lying about already? He's done one thing with the stimulus and anybody with the internet and half a brain can look the whole thing up on google. This reminds me of those "Don't blame me, I vote for McCain" stickers that came out before he was even in office.
Those few Republicans who aren't batshit crazy and who hoped they could some day get another Republican in the Oval Office are collectively facepalming right now.
Democrats, of course, are high-fiving. What's better than your opponents driving themselves quite determinedly into the ground?
I went into a local cigar shop yesterday and commented on how expensive cheap cigars have become.
At once the owner started on how we can thank our new democratic congress and our socialist president for raising prices on cigarettes to help pay for all the bankers jets, auto companys expense accounts, ect. He was of the opinion that as a smoker, Obama should realize the hardships this will cause to the american people, this raising of the cigarette taxes. "but hey, welcome to the new socialist merica".
Drawing him out a bit, I learned that he was an American dammit and as such deserves cheap gas and cheap cigs, as do all "Real Americans".
I asked if he believed that Obama is a Muslim that supports terrorism. When he said yeah, guess so, I laughed at him and walked out.
This is a store that is owned by an ex cop, staffed by several moonlighting local police officers and sells lots of glass bongs, papers and other assorted pot focused items. Oh, and impeach Obama stickers. Its so nice living in Arkansas sometimes.
Man, I wonder where all this critical analysis was for the last eight f*cking YEARS. These idiots are to thank for an economy in the toilet and our nation's fading fortunes.
If Obama manages to simply slow the bleeding he'll have done an admirable job. Of course the morons that stil think Bush was anything but a disaster will rush to blame anyone BUT him, just as they laid every failure of his on Clinton.
I don't expect Obama to be perfect, just competent. That's already a marked improvement.
This is good. When someone this says that he's going to protect us from enemies foreign and domestic and then doesn't, deserves to be removed from office. This secular progressive president with no experience and elected on good speeches and looks, has already failed in his job.He needs to be fired.I fired assistants after one month of failure on the job. It's time to give someone like Sen. Brownback or Gov. Huckabee a chance to come in and straighten this mess out.Put God back in school, eliminate taxes, teach at home or community school houses and make it mandatory to attend a house of worship! God Bless, Bill White
Marra-I love you and you may visit me any time in Hattiesburg for prayer and pie (courtesy of my wife Delores). I'm putting myself on the line on Web sites like this by standing up for the values that the majority of Americans care about. I know I can save America one secular progressive at a time.
I'm on another job today at the Hersher's house on Magnolia Lane. Interesting that I'm at another Hebrew home. Helen is a pretty blond in her 50s. I asked her how Hebrew women like her keep their looks. She told me that she does this thing called Pilates and then she demonstrated it to me. I confess that I got excited. Oh I hope Baby Jesus and Delores can forgive me. OK, so I then unclogged her sink and got out of there fast. Chez, I like your Mickey Rourke story. Who knows, he might find Jesus too one day. God Blees y'all on this day of rest.
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dare I ask where this came from?
I am sure these are the same people who drove around the 90's with the "Bill Clinton: Impeach Him? Hell, Get A Rope!" bumpersticker attached to their monster truck's chrome bumper.
I love plastering those very same trucks with the "I Have A Small Penis" bumpersticker. Often, they don't notice for days.
That's just sad. Really sad.
Or what could he possibly be lying about already? He's done one thing with the stimulus and anybody with the internet and half a brain can look the whole thing up on google. This reminds me of those "Don't blame me, I vote for McCain" stickers that came out before he was even in office.
Those few Republicans who aren't batshit crazy and who hoped they could some day get another Republican in the Oval Office are collectively facepalming right now.
Democrats, of course, are high-fiving. What's better than your opponents driving themselves quite determinedly into the ground?
I went into a local cigar shop yesterday and commented on how expensive cheap cigars have become.
At once the owner started on how we can thank our new democratic congress and our socialist president for raising prices on cigarettes to help pay for all the bankers jets, auto companys expense accounts, ect.
He was of the opinion that as a smoker, Obama should realize the hardships this will cause to the american people, this raising of the cigarette taxes. "but hey, welcome to the new socialist merica".
Drawing him out a bit, I learned that he was an American dammit and as such deserves cheap gas and cheap cigs, as do all "Real Americans".
I asked if he believed that Obama is a Muslim that supports terrorism. When he said yeah, guess so, I laughed at him and walked out.
This is a store that is owned by an ex cop, staffed by several moonlighting local police officers and sells lots of glass bongs, papers and other assorted pot focused items. Oh, and impeach Obama stickers.
Its so nice living in Arkansas sometimes.
The nuts are out there...
Man, I wonder where all this critical analysis was for the last eight f*cking YEARS. These idiots are to thank for an economy in the toilet and our nation's fading fortunes.
If Obama manages to simply slow the bleeding he'll have done an admirable job. Of course the morons that stil think Bush was anything but a disaster will rush to blame anyone BUT him, just as they laid every failure of his on Clinton.
I don't expect Obama to be perfect, just competent. That's already a marked improvement.
This is good. When someone this says that he's going to protect us from enemies foreign and domestic and then doesn't, deserves to be removed from office. This secular progressive president with no experience and elected on good speeches and looks, has already failed in his job.He needs to be fired.I fired assistants after one month of failure on the job. It's time to give someone like Sen. Brownback or Gov. Huckabee a chance to come in and straighten this mess out.Put God back in school, eliminate taxes, teach at home or community school houses and make it mandatory to attend a house of worship! God Bless, Bill White
Bill White is my new favorite.
Marra-I love you and you may visit me any time in Hattiesburg for prayer and pie (courtesy of my wife Delores). I'm putting myself on the line on Web sites like this by standing up for the values that the majority of Americans care about. I know I can save America one secular progressive at a time.
I'm on another job today at the Hersher's house on Magnolia Lane. Interesting that I'm at another Hebrew home. Helen is a pretty blond in her 50s. I asked her how Hebrew women like her keep their looks. She told me that she does this thing called Pilates and then she demonstrated it to me. I confess that I got excited. Oh I hope Baby Jesus and Delores can forgive me. OK, so I then unclogged her sink and got out of there fast.
Chez, I like your Mickey Rourke story. Who knows, he might find Jesus too one day. God Blees y'all on this day of rest.
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