Dear God, is the economy so bad that the porn industry is really THAT desperate?Are men really cutting back on their consumption THAT much?I thought porn was one of the few recession-proof industries...
I jsut realized...if she does take the deal, it's a damn shame the James Bond folks already used the title "Octopussy."
Deac, for the win.
Supposedly, she hasn't had sex in like a decade, and does not plan to until her kids are grown. My grandma always said you had to do it regularly or you would go crazy.
Deacon almost owed me a new keyboard.
Wonder if they could get away with I Love Loosey ?
Damn, I knew I missed one. All I could come up with was: - "Womb Raider: The Cradle of Strife"- "Mr. and Mrs. Filth"- "Coocherfield"- "Spiderman'd 2"- "He's Just Not That Into Your(r large Vag)- and "Dr. Fill"Slamdog beats the Hell out of those though. (It also brings new meaning to the song "Jai Ho".)
I love it when you guys step up.
I'm dying to know if she'll do it since she's in such dire financial straights. And I'll try one:Eight isn't Enough
Womb Raider is classic, Mr. Controversy. Perfect fit...er, connection...um, I mean, choice...and the Angelina Jolie connection.Hmmm, I probably shouldn't be riffing like this on Ash Wednesday...wouldn't want to find out my congregational church has some extradition treaty with the Vatican...
Following up on Mr. C's play on Angelina movies, how about these:- A Mighty Hump- The Good Shagging- Sky Captain and the World of Bondage- Done in 60 Seconds- Hell's Womb- A Vag or Something Like It (my personal fave)- The Bone Collector (I didn't even have to change that one)
The Bone Collector.Fucking great.
I can't possibly top any of the porno titles submitted.All I can say is the thought of seeing this crazy blimp of a woman in a porno makes my balls retract up into my pelvis.
A Womb with a VIew?
And the ever popularLike Throwing a Hotdog Down a Hallway
i LOVE octopussy. thank you, deacon.have a pancake.i think..."Dr Strangelove and How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Womb""A Womb with a View""2009: A Ceasarean Odyssey"
Octopussy may be owned, but there is always "tetradecapussy."
The Vagina Monologues.
"Lawrence of the Labia""You've Got 14 Kid and I Can't Believe I'm Fucking You!""Balls and All"
She does have those DSL though.
snow white and the eight dwarves its been a rough week...
Can't have a film without a proper soundtrack:1.Girl Of My Creams—Bombs Jizzkovsky2.Bukkake Hero—Four In Her3.Blasters Of Tongue—The Regapements4.Switchin' To Astroglide—The Things5.Rump It Up—Pelvis Crotchstello and the Contractions6.Batter Man—Pearl Necklace Jam7.Skanks Wild Rears—Tom Gaips8.Take Back The Clitty—Blow Patrol9.Prelude in Labia Minor (Nadya's Theme)—Franz Clitsz10.Take The Eight Train—Dork Swellington Porchestra11.You Can't Put Your Worm Around A Mammary—Johnny Plungers
I wouldn't fuck that woman with Rosie O'Donnell's dick! Needless to say, I wouldn't want to watch it either!
I Eight It AllRaiders of the Loose OctopussUncharted Country For Eight MenThem 8 Ricks (Sorry)Ei8htL.8. ConfidentialThe Curious 8" of Benjamin Bonin'"Please Sir, Can I Have Eight More?"Nadya: Womb8 (College themed)Eight In The Middle PocketEight DeepBottom of the EighthEight and a Cockswing (See: rowing/boating)Eight Pawns Capture a QueenEight In the Crib, Eight In the Bed2 In the Hand, 6 In the BushA Piece of EightV8: Full of Lycopenis!Coral8 This (Mix Analyze This with Coraline, mix porno music.....creepy)Bonus but unrelated: Monty's Python and the Holy Rail
"Grand Canyon""Gimme Shelter""Forrest Gulp" (sample dialog: "Life is like a "box" of zygotes")"A.I.: Artificial Insemination""Deep Blue Suleman""Orifice Space"
And it's "You've Got 14 Kid and I Can't Believe I'm Fucking You!" for the WIN!!!
Turn of the Screw
If I may...A collection of movie titles, science fiction show titles, documentary titles, what-the-fuck-ever:Shock and BallsBoner CollectorThe Vagina Clown Car Rides AgainEi8ht ItI can't Beleive It's Not Butt(Arrrr): A Pirates Tale of Life at SeaStarship PooperWhite Men Can't HumpForest Two Hump DumpStargate: BJ1Star Trek: The Next PenetrationStar Trek: Deep Space for Eight
Sound track. ...In Through the Out Door
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