Supposedly, she hasn't had sex in like a decade, and does not plan to until her kids are grown. My grandma always said you had to do it regularly or you would go crazy.
Damn, I knew I missed one. All I could come up with was:
- "Womb Raider: The Cradle of Strife" - "Mr. and Mrs. Filth" - "Coocherfield" - "Spiderman'd 2" - "He's Just Not That Into Your(r large Vag) - and "Dr. Fill"
Slamdog beats the Hell out of those though. (It also brings new meaning to the song "Jai Ho".)
Womb Raider is classic, Mr. Controversy. Perfect fit...er, connection...um, I mean, choice...and the Angelina Jolie connection.
Hmmm, I probably shouldn't be riffing like this on Ash Wednesday...wouldn't want to find out my congregational church has some extradition treaty with the Vatican...
Following up on Mr. C's play on Angelina movies, how about these:
- A Mighty Hump - The Good Shagging - Sky Captain and the World of Bondage - Done in 60 Seconds - Hell's Womb - A Vag or Something Like It (my personal fave) - The Bone Collector (I didn't even have to change that one)
1.Girl Of My Creams—Bombs Jizzkovsky 2.Bukkake Hero—Four In Her 3.Blasters Of Tongue—The Regapements 4.Switchin' To Astroglide—The Things 5.Rump It Up—Pelvis Crotchstello and the Contractions 6.Batter Man—Pearl Necklace Jam 7.Skanks Wild Rears—Tom Gaips 8.Take Back The Clitty—Blow Patrol 9.Prelude in Labia Minor (Nadya's Theme)—Franz Clitsz 10.Take The Eight Train—Dork Swellington Porchestra 11.You Can't Put Your Worm Around A Mammary—Johnny Plungers
I Eight It All Raiders of the Loose Octopuss Uncharted Country For Eight Men Them 8 Ricks (Sorry) Ei8ht L.8. Confidential The Curious 8" of Benjamin Bonin' "Please Sir, Can I Have Eight More?" Nadya: Womb8 (College themed) Eight In The Middle Pocket Eight Deep Bottom of the Eighth Eight and a Cockswing (See: rowing/boating) Eight Pawns Capture a Queen Eight In the Crib, Eight In the Bed 2 In the Hand, 6 In the Bush A Piece of Eight V8: Full of Lycopenis! Coral8 This (Mix Analyze This with Coraline, mix porno music.....creepy)
Bonus but unrelated: Monty's Python and the Holy Rail
"Grand Canyon" "Gimme Shelter" "Forrest Gulp" (sample dialog: "Life is like a "box" of zygotes") "A.I.: Artificial Insemination" "Deep Blue Suleman" "Orifice Space"
A collection of movie titles, science fiction show titles, documentary titles, what-the-fuck-ever:
Shock and Balls Boner Collector The Vagina Clown Car Rides Again Ei8ht It I can't Beleive It's Not Butt(Arrrr): A Pirates Tale of Life at Sea Starship Pooper White Men Can't Hump Forest Two Hump Dump Stargate: BJ1 Star Trek: The Next Penetration Star Trek: Deep Space for Eight
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32 comments:
Dear God, is the economy so bad that the porn industry is really THAT desperate?
Are men really cutting back on their consumption THAT much?
I thought porn was one of the few recession-proof industries...
I jsut realized...if she does take the deal, it's a damn shame the James Bond folks already used the title "Octopussy."
Deac, for the win.
Supposedly, she hasn't had sex in like a decade, and does not plan to until her kids are grown. My grandma always said you had to do it regularly or you would go crazy.
Deacon almost owed me a new keyboard.
Wonder if they could get away with I Love Loosey ?
Damn, I knew I missed one. All I could come up with was:
- "Womb Raider: The Cradle of Strife"
- "Mr. and Mrs. Filth"
- "Coocherfield"
- "Spiderman'd 2"
- "He's Just Not That Into Your(r large Vag)
- and "Dr. Fill"
Slamdog beats the Hell out of those though. (It also brings new meaning to the song "Jai Ho".)
I love it when you guys step up.
I'm dying to know if she'll do it since she's in such dire financial straights.
And I'll try one:
Eight isn't Enough
Womb Raider is classic, Mr. Controversy. Perfect fit...er, connection...um, I mean, choice...and the Angelina Jolie connection.
Hmmm, I probably shouldn't be riffing like this on Ash Wednesday...wouldn't want to find out my congregational church has some extradition treaty with the Vatican...
Following up on Mr. C's play on Angelina movies, how about these:
- A Mighty Hump
- The Good Shagging
- Sky Captain and the World of Bondage
- Done in 60 Seconds
- Hell's Womb
- A Vag or Something Like It (my personal fave)
- The Bone Collector (I didn't even have to change that one)
The Bone Collector.
Fucking great.
I can't possibly top any of the porno titles submitted.
All I can say is the thought of seeing this crazy blimp of a woman in a porno makes my balls retract up into my pelvis.
A Womb with a VIew?
And the ever popular
Like Throwing a Hotdog Down a Hallway
RENT.
i LOVE octopussy. thank you, deacon.
have a pancake.
i think...
"Dr Strangelove and How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Womb"
"A Womb with a View"
"2009: A Ceasarean Odyssey"
Octopussy may be owned, but there is always "tetradecapussy."
The Vagina Monologues.
"Lawrence of the Labia"
"You've Got 14 Kid and I Can't Believe I'm Fucking You!"
"Balls and All"
Slutdog Millionaire?
She does have those DSL though.
snow white and the eight dwarves
its been a rough week...
Can't have a film without a proper soundtrack:
1.Girl Of My Creams—Bombs Jizzkovsky
2.Bukkake Hero—Four In Her
3.Blasters Of Tongue—The Regapements
4.Switchin' To Astroglide—The Things
5.Rump It Up—Pelvis Crotchstello and the Contractions
6.Batter Man—Pearl Necklace Jam
7.Skanks Wild Rears—Tom Gaips
8.Take Back The Clitty—Blow Patrol
9.Prelude in Labia Minor (Nadya's Theme)—Franz Clitsz
10.Take The Eight Train—Dork Swellington Porchestra
11.You Can't Put Your Worm Around A Mammary—Johnny Plungers
The Descent
I wouldn't fuck that woman with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!
Needless to say, I wouldn't want to watch it either!
I Eight It All
Raiders of the Loose Octopuss
Uncharted Country For Eight Men
Them 8 Ricks (Sorry)
Ei8ht
L.8. Confidential
The Curious 8" of Benjamin Bonin'
"Please Sir, Can I Have Eight More?"
Nadya: Womb8 (College themed)
Eight In The Middle Pocket
Eight Deep
Bottom of the Eighth
Eight and a Cockswing (See: rowing/boating)
Eight Pawns Capture a Queen
Eight In the Crib, Eight In the Bed
2 In the Hand, 6 In the Bush
A Piece of Eight
V8: Full of Lycopenis!
Coral8 This (Mix Analyze This with Coraline, mix porno music.....creepy)
Bonus but unrelated: Monty's Python and the Holy Rail
"Grand Canyon"
"Gimme Shelter"
"Forrest Gulp" (sample dialog: "Life is like a "box" of zygotes")
"A.I.: Artificial Insemination"
"Deep Blue Suleman"
"Orifice Space"
And it's "You've Got 14 Kid and I Can't Believe I'm Fucking You!" for the WIN!!!
Turn of the Screw
If I may...
A collection of movie titles, science fiction show titles, documentary titles, what-the-fuck-ever:
Shock and Balls
Boner Collector
The Vagina Clown Car Rides Again
Ei8ht It
I can't Beleive It's Not Butt(Arrrr): A Pirates Tale of Life at Sea
Starship Pooper
White Men Can't Hump
Forest Two Hump Dump
Stargate: BJ1
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Star Trek: Deep Space for Eight
Sound track.
...In Through the Out Door
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