"Well, we were sitting on the couch, my best friend and Levi, and we had my parents come and sit on the couch, too. And we just sat them down, and I just -- I couldn't even say it. I was just sick to my stomach. And so finally, my best friend just, like, blurted it out. And it was just, like -- I don't even remember it because it was just, like, something I don't want to remember."
-- Bristol Palin on breaking the news of her pregnancy to her family
"It's just, like, I'm not living for myself anymore. It's, like, for another person, so it's different. And just, you're up all night. And it's not glamorous at all. Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby."
-- Bristol Palin on being pregnant
“Everyone should be abstinent, or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all.”
-- Bristol Palin on abstinence-only education
"This little baby is very lucky to have her as a mama. He's going to be just fine."
-- Sarah Palin on Bristol Palin