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14 comments:
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I like how she just takes it in stride. lol
Serving penis on a flight is bad enough, but charging $5 for it is beyond the pale.
I had no idea that so many people were allergic to penis!
[... yeah, I like pitching a softball every so often.]
So my home state is the top producer of...uhhh....
Um...yay, us?
Does this mean that passengers are entitled to a mushroom stamp upon request?
I'm hearing Beavis and Butthead right about now. "He he, she said penis, he he."
It's a pretty slow day in the Situation Room when peanut allergies are the top story. What on earth was the second story?
Heheheheheheheh...she said "penis".
LOL @ Amy: she took it in stride... [snort]
bwahahahaha Penis allergies, i can't stop giggling.
I would have thought that offer would only apply to Hooter's Air.
Hey, you try reporting the news while Wolf Blizter is naked from the waist down and see if you don't get distracted.
At least it diodn't put her off her stroke!
Heh.
Oops! How 'bout we just cuddle tonight, Zain? Sorry I flustered you, so.
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