Monday, January 12, 2009

"You Couldn't Ignore Me If You Tried"


I just brought up a quick point in one of the comment sections that I think might deserve to be part of a larger discussion here on the main page.

This morning, Ann Coulter made an appearance on that bastion of estrogen-laden inanity, The View. From what I've been reading, a lot of people were apparently looking forward to what they figured would surely be the inevitable clash between Coulter and the Whoopi-Joy-Babs triumvirate. The fact is this, though: Coulter, just by being asked to appear on The View, won before she even stepped in front of the camera.

I may think Ann Coulter's completely full of shit, but I have to give her a lot of credit for one thing that she does very, very well: She exposes the bald-faced hypocrisy of the mainstream media.

She does it simply by virtue of her presence on shows like The View, or Today, or Good Morning America -- shows she slams constantly in the pages of her ridiculous books and yet still manages to secure invitations to. Ann Coulter knows that, as ratings-bait, she's simply too enticing for these shows to pass up. She knows that a contentious confrontation with her makes for great TV, which will translate into great numbers and therefore great revenue for whichever network she appears on.

Ann Coulter knows that for all the supposedly high standards the mainstream media collectively boast of upholding, any TV producer will gladly throw his or her ethics and better judgment under the bus for a carrot as tempting as the one she offers. By this measure, Coulter doesn't need to "win" the argument in the traditional sense when she faces down people like Whoopi Goldberg.

All she has to do is show up, and she's already won. No matter how entirely her adversary or interviewer may eviscerate and expose her on national television, that person lost the minute Coulter walked into the studio.

12 comments:

Michael J. West said...

Not only does the Mainstream Media make her point...they help sell the fucking books in which she makes it.

Sirius said...

I agree that Coulter benefits simply by being acknowledged as someone with a valid viewpoint, and probably would feel worse if nobody would give her that recognition, but I don't think it's the same theory as "ignore the troll and she'll go away".

She isn't just looking for recognition and validation, she is trying to convince people that fundamentalist neocon hatred is the solution to our nation's problems. I give some credit to the viewing public (work with me here) to recognize bullshit when they see it, and I believe that the best cure for vampires is sunlight.

Stephen said...

She's a Kudlow & Company semi-regular (when she's peddling a book anyway). You would think that THAT would be a place where she can get along with like-minded people, but she still manages to piss even the conservatives off. I miss the most recent visit last week, but the previous visit ended with her calling Larry and one of the guests idiots.

quarkywriter said...

I so badly want to link your post to the comment thread on Ms Daffy Bitch at Jezebel (don't judge me).

I don't think you'll ever work in the mainstream media again though; you make far too many rational and incisive observations.

Cpt. A Clown said...

1) It's profitable to be famous
2) Being the biggest asshole makes you famous
3) People who hate assholes and talk about them make them more famous (Chez?)
4) My taking the time respond to this blog post makes her more famous
5) You reading this comment of mine makes her more famous
6) Everyone loses... except for Ann Coulter.

Shit.

Deacon Blue said...

I'd like to take this opportunity to urge us to talk about what's truly important in life. Let's not get bogged down in the tirades and irrational hatred of bitchy ideologues. Let's not be so fixated on whether media is a reflection of ourselves or a deadly toxin in our lives. Let's not sling invective.

Instead, let's remember what's really important...

...will Brad and Angelina adopt again from some impoverished nation? Can Angie, in fact, conceive from her own womb again without dying? Will Jennifer Aniston find love post-Brad or will she break Brad and Angie up...or will she, perhaps, end up in a triad relationship with them because she secretly desires to be the lean, thin-sliced meat in a Brad-Angie sandwich?

These, my friends, are the things that really matter. Not Ann Coulter.

Anonymous said...

The only way any show could win with Ann Coulter as a guest is if her mouth was still wired shut.

Chris said...

I've said it before, I'll say it again: who wears a short, black cocktail dress at 9:00am? The only answer I can come up with is someone doing the "walk of shame."

It's so funny that Republicans love her: she's loud, trampy and obnoxious. By all Republican standards, shouldn't she barefoot and pregnant? Of course, some poor schmuck would have to marry her [shudder].

Ref said...

I'd pay money to watch some woman, perhaps an Iraqi who has lost a child or a Gold Star Mom, just kick the living shit out of her.

Anonymous said...

Chris said, "It's so funny that Republicans love her: she's loud, trampy and obnoxious. By all Republican standards, shouldn't she barefoot and pregnant? Of course, some poor schmuck would have to marry her [shudder]."
Since when is marriage required before pregnancy -- even by today's repug standards? Bristol Palin, anyone???

pknaack1 said...

i just watched the daily show and just about spit my pepsi out all over the tv when jason jones showed a clip of A.C. and said, "just look at that guy, he has Great Hair!"

Guy said...

She's the Bizzaro version of Michael Moore...