Thursday, January 15, 2009

That's All, Folks

"You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made, but I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."

-- George W. Bush


Alex said...

Sorry Dubbya but you've never made a tough decision in your life. They can't be tough when you think you're always right and demand that others feel the same way. Douche.

See You Next Tuesday said...

I think this says it all:

"Nabil Shaath recounted Bush’s words: "God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it."

Anonymous said...

Just fuck off already! I mean it, just fuck off and go away!

Steve Saunders said...

I agree with Alex. What a douche... god-DAMN, what a douche.

Why can't GWB make sense ever? WHYYY???

Good to see him go.

Anonymous said...

If you substitute "tough" with "dumb"/"senseless"/"self-serving"/"catastrophic"/
"irresponsible"/"donkey balls" you get a clearer picture of what he surely means.

Bill White said...

Dear W,
You made the tough choices to keep us safe for these past seven years. God Bless you, sir. You served your country with honor and dignity which is something that I cannot say for your predecessor and successor. Last night, I cried. This morning, I cried. You and your beautiful family are leaving us. I cannot believe this is over. And to think that just hours before you gave that beautiful speech, God and Jesus pulled all of those people out of that plane in the Hudson River. Chez, if you're reading this, you have no idea that a miracle from the heavens happened right near you. Thank the Lord that all of those people - whether they are leading secular progressive lives or Christ-centered lives - were pulled out safely. I digress (sorry Jesus).... God Bless George Walker Bush and everything that he stands for. History will prove your tough choices kept us safe from the patient evildoers who want to destroy us..... God Bless, Bill White

Robo said...

I cursed at the TV when he said that. Hey Dubya...You're the President of the United States...Your fucking JOB is to make tough decisions.

That's like an NFL Quarterback saying..."I know i went 0-15 tonight with 3 interceptions, but I think you owe me some credit for hiking the ball."

Presidential FAIL!

Julius_Goat said...

Bill White,

Heeeeeeeelarious satire, man. That was just about pitch-perfect.

celery said...

bill white's blog (linked on his post) is truly amazing.

it's either genius satire or scary crazy.

either way, a compelling read.

Anonymous said...

I love that I only had to tolerate this shit for 12.5 minutes last night, and not a night full of breaking news about some bullshit he said in his little departing statement.

It was nice to see the news covering something really good for 12 hours and counting, rather than talking ad nauseam about what this douche bag had to say in his final farewell.

Peace out, w. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Even if it does, we won't care.

slouchmonkey said...

"I know some of you are offended that I took a dump on the nation. But, I hope that you will, in time, appreciate that I was willing to take a dump on the nation."