Thursday, January 29, 2009

Litter Box


Because every media circus needs a freakshow.

The Huffington Post: Octuplets' Mother has Six Other Children Already/1.29.08

Related: DXM: An Open Letter to the American Media/12.22.08

14 comments:

Michael J. West said...

It took me at least two minutes to figure out that that photo wasn't of a swarm of maggots. Though I'm sure that says more about me than the photo.

VOTAR said...

Nope. I thought the exact same thing.



But that DOES say a lot about me.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same thing (about the maggots).

Jeremy said...

creepy mohawk babies...

And what the hell? Six already? Is she trying to do an end run around the effin' Dugars?

SteveR said...

Ditto on the maggots. Or pasta. Ew.

Hey, news ain't news. It's product. If we'll buy it, they'll sell it.

Deacon Blue said...

Guess she doesn't want the Duggars and the John and Kate plus Eight thing to pass her by...gotta get her own reality shows and book deals.

L. said...

There are few people who should be allowed to set 14 carriers of their DNA loose on the world and I have a feeling most of them would probably not choose to have 14 kids.

Jason said...

Here to post the obligatory:

It's a vagina, not a clown car, lady.

Liz in Austin said...

Hold on just a damn minute there, you fucking Duggernauts. (literally)

As a person who cannot have children, I am immediately repulsed by the profanity at the vain preening of your virility and showing off to the world how fucking fertile your baby mama is. Next thing we'll hear is that you've donated your goddam sperm to science.

For all of us non-fertile peeps out there, please do us all a huge favor and shut the fuck up. No one wants to see the egregious non-embarrasment of your bitches.

*Chez...WTF is it with the mohawks on the maggots?

Jadine said...

What I want to know is when are these women's (Michelle Duggar, Kate 8, mystery woman who just had a litter) uterus' going to retaliate and say enough is enough.

Liz in Austin said...

Oh and now I read Elisabeth Hustleback is now preggers with her third spawn. AND SHE'S SURPRISED! I'm wondering where she thinks the other two came from...

How's the view from down there, Elisabeth? Scratch that...I don't wanna know. OMG I do not want to know.

Deacon Blue said...

Once the celebrities have cleared out all the "desirable" kids from third-world nations, perhaps we can use people like this to repopulate them with fresh-faced bambinos.

J9 said...

when are people going to call a spade a spade and just say the bitch had a litter?

winged unicorn said...

she still has to catch up to get her own tv show.

maybe next time she'll spawn 9.

and yes, i thought those were maggots, too.

fine. i'm sick with envy. six older kids and now 8 more. and young enough to have more.
it took me a total of 12 years and 3 miscarriages to produce my harem of three girls.

maybe she can do what my cousin's biological mom [she had 12 kids total]did: let them get adopted out to someone who won't exploit them and will appreciate them as individuals.