Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Quote of the Week (Honorable Mention)

"Physically, (Tucker) Bounds might be the human being who most deserves the name 'pinhead.' His long, lean frame almost begs you to shove him inside a locker. Listening to Bounds, it's easy to let his empty blather wash over you in a sea of meaningless syllables as you imagine the years of schoolyard assaults and gym class humiliations he must have had to suffer before launching his career as a professional asshole. It almost made us pity the guy. Then we'd pay attention to what he was saying, and we'd want nothing more than for a bully to run into the studio and 'pants' him on national television."

-- 23/6, looking back on the short-lived political ascendency of former John McCain spokesman and shameless bullshit artist Tucker Bounds


Anonymous said...

Harsh Chez. How is he any different the the others who preceded him both Democratic and Republican?

See You Next Tuesday said...

Oh Rottweiler, Tucker is a special kind of wormy douchenozzle.

Thanks for posting this Chez, I have never seen Tucker so brilliantly and accurately summed up until now!

Anonymous said...

I could totally kick his ass and I'm a girl!

Anonymous said...


It's because Tucker Bounds is a douchebag with little to no redeeming qualities.

Eric said...

Plus, his name is "Tucker."

I have a nigh-uncontrollable urge to noogie the bejeezus out of anyone named "Tucker" or "Tyler" or any other kind of wussy name that even the least masculine of us will grow out of by the time we reach Kindergarten.

And, yes, I know that it's more the parents fault than anyone else's that such unfortunate souls have been cursed with such wimpy nomenclature.

But that just makes me want to noogie those sallies so hard that their mommas feel it.