"Physically, (Tucker) Bounds might be the human being who most deserves the name 'pinhead.' His long, lean frame almost begs you to shove him inside a locker. Listening to Bounds, it's easy to let his empty blather wash over you in a sea of meaningless syllables as you imagine the years of schoolyard assaults and gym class humiliations he must have had to suffer before launching his career as a professional asshole. It almost made us pity the guy. Then we'd pay attention to what he was saying, and we'd want nothing more than for a bully to run into the studio and 'pants' him on national television."
-- 23/6, looking back on the short-lived political ascendency of former John McCain spokesman and shameless bullshit artist Tucker Bounds