Possible answers:- She broke it after slamming her head in the wall repeatedly on Nov. 5th.- She tried to clench her jaw hard enough to send a tooth into her brain, causing instant death.- The reins broke and her Mandingo LoveMaster 3000(tm) went haywire.- She was "attacked by an Obama-supporting mugger", but that dumbass with the backward B ruined it for everyone.- She was touring Alaska, and was wounded escaping some crazy chick shooting at her from a helicopter.- Inspired by Obama, Michelle Malkin decided it was time that "Nutbag Bitch" be a woman of color as well, and tried to take her down.- Somebody finally socked her ass in the face.Now, to cleanse my soul of the act of thinking about that woman, I shall scroll down and look at "baby on quilt" for the rest of the day.
I think you meant to write "who broke her jaw, and where do I send the medal?" If only more of the wacko loudmouths would be similarly silenced, at least until they lose their audiences...ahhh, what a glorious day that would be. In the meantime, this is a good start.
She's trying to lose weight?Mathematically impossible, of course. If Ann Coulter loses any additional mass, she will literally invert, passing through the event horizon and becoming the Infinite Everything that will engulf us all, leaving only the small sliver of air bubble that used to be Ann Coulter buried deep inside itself.
her man-bra snapped and slapped her in the face.
Karma can be a bitch...
Ah, it's about time! How's all that hot air going to get out?
Oh man, it wasn't even my birthday!Thanks Chez!
God, you do exist! And you listen to my prayers!!!
I can't beat Vermillion, so I will shut up. What a hoot.Carol
She's a gorgeous lady who knows her stuff. That's all I have to say about her.Hey Chez, visit my blog. I tell all my friends where I'm headed this week. I'm doing OK since we lost. Delores, Kyle, Dale and me are spending more time praying for a return to a Christ-centered world.
I love you, Bill. Not in a homosexual kind of way, of course -- because that would be against God's laws.
it make sense that Bill would like Anne. she's a tranny. trannies and nascar nuts... matches made in heaven.
I defend her right to speak the sheet she does. But I congratulated who exerced the right of response.
Ann Coulter? Man, it's been a while since I heard anything about her. I wonder why she's suddenly in the news again...Oh, why *look*! The media campaign for her new book just started this very same day. Gee, what an amazing fortuitous coincidence. If someone did break her jaw, though, I figure it's because they kicked her in the ass.
Too many nights at the Tijuana Donkey show?Oh, wait. That's the other one.
Why do I get the stomach acidy feeling that Mr. B White and family would be the biggest thing ever to hit reality television?I would watch it. Great Sky Father help me, I would go out and buy a tv and watch it.
Now, if only someone would break all her fingers.
Christ centered world???I can't help but wonder what the 76% of the world's population that is not Christian must think of that concept. Ref.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Worldwide_percentage_of_Adherents_by_Religion.png
She may be a bit wiry, but i'd put something in her mouth to shut her up.The rumor I heard, is that she "fell". Right, officer?
I love you too Bill - in a homosexual way because I believe God wants us to be free and happy which includes people who are gay. And Bill you didn't lose, we all won because Christ loves everyone regardless of color, belief, sex, or sexual orientation and we all have a place in heaven. Call me, you know my number
"Love the sinner and hate the sin." I'll never forget when Armstrong Williams and Senator Lott (#4 on my hero list behind Jesus, God and Toby Keith) spread the motto a few years back. BTW, I love you too Chez just like another son. P.S.: I'm worried that Kyle is getting into some weird activity in his room. He spends too much time with his buddy Wayne up there and I don't like the sounds I'm hearin'.
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