Saturday, November 22, 2008

Stalking Stuffer


I was going to lay off -- I swear.

I figured I'd milked the "CNNfan" meme for all it was worth and therefore it was time to put it to bed and move on before the whole thing got stale.

Then came this comment, left at my friend and fellow ex-CNNer Jacki Schechner's site:

"A CNNfan Christmas Wish

lyrics:

CNNfans love CNN Internet Reporter Jacki
But Jacki Schechner's gone from CNN TV
Sadly as far as we, CNNfans can see.

We don't know just who to blame for this Catastrophe !

But our one CNNfan wish on Christmas Eve is to watch Jacki, under the lights of our Christmas Tree, right on CNN TV."


Yeah -- feel free to take a minute to let that sink in as you sit there with your mouth hanging open.

And Jacki, honey -- if you catch even the slightest whiff of chloroform, run like hell.

15 comments:

mixtapetherapy said...

BTW, I won the bet that you didn't know I had going on in my head...

After we got off the phone, I bet that you couldn't walk away from the pathos party known as CNNfan.

You owe me a taco.

Deacon Blue said...

Wow...well, that gives the tagline over at Pajiba.com "Chez has his very own stalker" (or something like that) take on a whole new gravity, don't it?

Anonymous said...

I'm still looking for reasons this CAN'T be Jon Klein.

You know Chez, I saw on FTV the other day that the CNN boss has been missing from work for a few weeks. Are you sure he isn't sitting in his mom's basement pleasuring himself to holograms of Jessica Yellin and fantasies of a threesome with Heidi Collins and Rick Sanchez?

Or rehab for his sex addiction to Anderson Cooper?

Anonymous said...

It's probably too morbid to create a "First CNN personality to be abducted, raped, and murdered by s CNNfan" but if it weren't I would definitely pick Wolf Blitzer. Him or Larry King. Imagine the coverage when the police found a single, lonely, rainbow suspender washed up on the bank of the East River.

Brandon said...

Anon 4:39, maybe Klein has been kidnapped by CNNfan. I imagine that he's had to put the lotion in the basket a couple of times by now. Or maybe it's the complete opposite and CNNfan is treating Klein like his "precious".

Aaron X said...

To CNN, Network- I'm Mad as Hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. :-)

Vermillion said...

If I didn't know better, I would say that they were trying to make you jealous.

"Fine! You don't want our love? We will give to someone who appreciates it! And then you are going to be all sad and crying and like 'Where is CNNfan?' and we are gonna be like 'We are with Jacki now and she loves us and appreciates our human-skin lamp and everything and now you lose sucker nyah' and you are going to be crying and be like 'I want you back, CNNfan' and looking all stoopid and we will high five and get some ice cream with Jacki who is now our bestest friend EVER if she knows what's good for her. SO THERE!!!!!!"

Anonymous said...

Do you need more proof of an creepy love than these pics of Klein touching Anderson?

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&p=anderson%20cooper&assetType=image&src=quick#

second row first pic Klein has his finger in Anderson butthole.

Second pic is sexual harassment.

Do straight men have to have their hands on other men ever at any time?

Klein's a damn drunk.

Jacki Schechner said...

He left another note.

I'm trying my best to ignore him.

Like I told Chez, it's only slightly less creepy than the guy who sent me his baseball cards, a cross, and a picture of himself with a note on the back that made me want to take many many showers.

(Oh, and the best part of all this is that Jon Klein was the guy who let me go. Single-handedly. So CNNfan will have to reconcile that one with his love for all things Klein.)

Anonymous said...

Jacki:

I have to ask, was the same guy who fired you the one who sent you the baseball cards?

Jacki Schechner said...

Nope. But the guy who fired me did take me to dinner and drinks on two separate occasions.

To say getting let go when I did how I did was a shock would be a giant understatement.

But more importantly, what I'm doing now is so much more fulfilling and so much more significant than what I'd be doing if I were still at CNN that it's hard to get too worked up about any of it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why he'd need to take you out for drinks but at least you got that, all I got from Klein was threatened with arrest because of emails I RECEIVED from one of his anchors as I knew them BEFORE Klein arrived on scene.

He'll lie about anything to get what he wants.

I just hope that one day we can fix it because I think love at first site only happens once in a life and I miss feeling like that every single day.

Anonymous said...

I'm another .org member who believes being a fan of CNN is about the same as being a fan of, say, the Packers. And then being a fan of Brett. OK, maybe not the best analogy, but hey.

The supreme nut case and bane of normal CNN viewers has posted a link to this whole column at .org, under his other alias Nexties.
HE'S PROUD OF BEING A SICKO@!@#

Please, as much fun as watching you put him in his place has been -he enjoys the attention you have given him. Please, please quit feeding the troll. We don't need any more of his crap posted at .org.

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

I'm sorry to read about this wackjob's new focus on Jackie, truly.

But could you people please -- for the love of GOD -- PLEASE keep Rick Sanchez out of this!?

I have enough neuroses to deal with -- first I left Miami, then the States, and I STILL have to hear about this guy! WTF?

Anonymous said...

"Jacki Schechner said...
Nope. But the guy who fired me did take me to dinner and drinks on two separate occasions.

To say getting let go when I did how I did was a shock would be a giant understatement.

But more importantly, what I'm doing now is so much more fulfilling and so much more significant than what I'd be doing if I were still at CNN that it's hard to get too worked up about any of it anymore.
1:19 PM"

Jacki:

What I get from this is that Jon Klein sexually harassed you. There is never a reason for a boss to take you out for dinner and drinks on 2 separate occasions. You wouldn't put out, then he fired you. You're not telling the whole story. Why? Out of fear? How many others has this happened to? How can you stand by and let him get away with this? Obviously he's bi-sexual as well since he must do this to the men as well. There have been so many people he's fired. The ones who get promoted are the ones who will put out for him such as Anderson Cooper (27 million dollars spent to promote him, what kind of contortions did he have to perform?), Rich Sanchez, DL Hugley, Kiran Chetry and now Christianne Amanpour?

Please help me understand why someone smart, educated and with a place to speak freely would let a piece of shit like Klein get away with what he's done.