"Faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands -- this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in 2012 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."
-- Sarah Palin, the joke that keeps on giving
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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Yeah, but I fear that the joke will become the guest that never leaves the party...ever...
I am very, very scared of the punchline.
"I'm like"? "I'm like"? From a person who aspired to lead our nation? Oy.
Don't, like, let the open door hit you, like, on the way out. Just, like, frakking go away, slag.
Can you imagine her on the phone with some foreign leader
"I, like, don't care that you totally don't want us to attack, we are totally going to attack you, and it's going to be AWESOME!"
This quote is obviously doctored.
Sarah Palin has never pronounced the letter "g" on the end of an "-ing" word in her life.
Shenanigans!
I have a feeling they did her the favor of adding them in in the transcript.
I saw a reader comment under this story from another publication that said, "Dear God, I ask that you please remember to lock the deadbolt on the door in 2012. Amen."
I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
I think God just showed her the door via the vote. Bye bye.
Ummmm... I hate to point out the obvious. But if you have to "plow through it", then God hasn't opened it for you (in fact, maybe that's his foot there trying to hold it shut while you push at it like that annoying step-kid at the adjoining door of a hotel on a second marriage honeymoon.)
since she believes that her life is so informed by an alleged "god" you'd think she'd take the general hint. but maybe she believes the electorate is informed by an alleged "satan". well then, clearly this "satan" is more powerful than her "god"!
go "satan" go!
personally i'm big on the Spaghetti Monster. at least with him you get marinara.
Oddly she seems never to realize that the door that's open always takes her to the basement.
I think Tina Fey needs to make one more appearance on SNL as Palin, to discuss whether God really has an open door for her...and bring back Dana Carvey as the Church Lady to interview her.
"You know who really has an open door for you Sarah darling? Could it be, oh, I don't know...SATAN!?"
God certainly left her a door open to make 2 million in a porno -- she better plow through that one. It'd be the first "hate-masturbate" for Americans.
http://current.com/items/89511785/palin_offered_2m_to_appear_in_porn_movie.htm
I can see it now: Sarah Palin: Hockey Mom. Grudge Fucked by America, Part 1.
This poor girl needs a lot of verbal assistance - ya know what I mean? Pretty scary that she could represent our country...
i thought one of the many blessings of obama being the next president would include palin going away. sadly, it turns out i was wrong. i so desperately want her to go away.
Someone on HuffPo asked God to get that door up at the edge of a cliff so she could plow through it. That's what I'm hoping for, too.
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