Thursday, November 13, 2008


Because I've spewed an inordinate amount of venom on this site over the past 24 hours, I give you this adorable baby seal.

Aw, look at the baby seal. Everything's better now, right? I thought so.


Aaron X said...

Maybe will get some CNN video of Sarah Palin clubbing baby seals for fun and profit. I can just picture her now swinging that club with reckless abandon and childlike glee, then licking the splattered baby seal brain from those thin Republican lips, and giving us that trademark smile.

"Come on and join us up here in Alaska, shattering the skulls of fuzzy little innocent creatures, I guarantee you'll love it just as much as I do, you betcha." :-)

Mark said...

I hate myself already but...are you supposed to use little baby clubs on little baby seals?

Mr. Controversy said...

Wait...where'd the bunny go?

Chez said...

Man you're quick. I replaced him after maybe 15 seconds. Already got one "bunny" up today.

Besides, I like seals.

dick_gozinia said...

Not pictured: Eskimo with bat.

Heather Hansma said...

Snow bunnies and baby seals. T_T
I wish I could have seen the bun since I have an unhealthy obsession, but baby seal is pretty bitchin'.

Jeremy said...

everythings better until the clubbing begins (queue seals with glow sticks, ring pops, and surgical masks full of vick's salve)

Fred said...

Screw the clubbing. Have Ron Jeremy Give Palin a mushroom stamp.

Mr. Controversy said... makes sense. Not that I was complaining about the seal...that too is adorable.

Loey said...

If you really want something cute, try this dose of video prozac, the live 24 hour puppycam!

Deacon Blue said...

Still not as cute as Inara. But the eyes are more soulful...I'll give the seal that much.

toastie said...

Even Sarah Palin would not go after baby seals.

But I can see Piper doing it.

(comment written from my parent's basement)

Shannon from Saskatoon said...

Seal Flipper Pie--It's What's For Dinner Tonight!!


3 seal flippers
1 thin slice fatback
2 inches of water
5 onions, sliced
2 tsp, savory
2 tsp. worcestershire sauce
1 carrot
1 parsnip
1 turnip
1 potato
enough flour to thicken
3 c flour
6 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 lb margarine
1 1/2 c milk

Meticulously remove all fat from 3 seal flippers. Cover bottom of heavy skillet with very thin slices of fatback
pork. Render the fat, then sear the well-seasoned flippers. To a roasting pan add: 2 inches of water ; 4-5 onions, sliced; 2 cans beef stock or 3
Oxo cubes in 2 cups water; 1 - 2 teaspoons savory; 1 - 2 teaspoons
Worcestershire sauce

5. Add flippers, fatback and cook UNCOVERED for about 1 1/2 hours at
325 degrees F. At this stage the meat should be tender and the bones
can be removed if desired. Add carrot, parsnip, turnip or whatever
plus more water if required; cook an additional 20 minutes. Add
potatoes and cook a further 20 minutes or so. Add flour to thicken.

Crust: 3 cups flour, 6 teaspoons baking powder, 1/4 teaspoon salt Cut in 1/4 lb. margarine, rub through fingers until stage of fine crumbs, add 1 1/2 cups milk. Mix with spoon/hands, roll lightly, coverflippers etc. in pan or dish.
Cook at 375-400F until browned
(about 20 minutes).

Captain Crab said...

A baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender asks "what will you have?"

Baby seal says "anything but a Canadien Club on the rocks."

mixtapetherapy said...

To Fred:

What's a mushroom stamp?


Sheriff Bart said...

"AKA 'Guy sitting in his Mom's basement pleasuring himself to holograms of Jessica Yellin and fantasies of a threesome with Heidi Collins and Rick Sanchez.'"