LOL... that's almost as good as http://www.palinbingo.com/ Since Thursday night is usually our game night, but we just can't miss the debates, we're going to be playing this at my house tonight. Of course I've got to make my own card because none of these over at this site have "thanks, but no thanks", and it's my personal favorite Palin-ism, don'cha'know!
You know, Sarah Palin says: "One of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. She is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn’t a choice I would have made. But I am not going to judge people.”
Damn it, I knew I made the wrong choice. Ok I reconsidered. I changed.
Thank you very much Chez, now I'm trying desperately not to crack up at work and my prospective client in the waiting room is looking at me like I need to up my meds.
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Hey, how does Governor Palin have access to the old Facebook?
LOL... that's almost as good as http://www.palinbingo.com/
Since Thursday night is usually our game night, but we just can't miss the debates, we're going to be playing this at my house tonight.
Of course I've got to make my own card because none of these over at this site have "thanks, but no thanks", and it's my personal favorite Palin-ism, don'cha'know!
Thanks a lot, Chez, I nearly spit Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard and now my co-workers are all looking at me like I'm totally insane.
HILARIOUS.
That made my day. It was worth every nanosecond of my time, seriously.
Also:
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/10/02/political-pictures-sarah-palin-palindrome-forward-backward/
I saw that on... Digg maybe, ut seeing it again makes me smile.
You know, Sarah Palin says: "One of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. She is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn’t a choice I would have made. But I am not going to judge people.”
Damn it, I knew I made the wrong choice. Ok I reconsidered. I changed.
Fuck dude - that Bristol Palin is one hot babe!
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats all I'm sayin'.
I am watching the debates right now. Sarah, answer the fucking question!
THANK YOU!
Oh I'm glad I'm not reading this at work.
Thank you very much Chez, now I'm trying desperately not to crack up at work and my prospective client in the waiting room is looking at me like I need to up my meds.
Again, thank you. That made my day.
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