Friday, October 31, 2008

Scare Tactics


***NEW JOHN MCCAIN CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL***
TITLE: "Top Secret"
DISTRIBUTION: Nationwide
EMBARGO: None
RUN TIME: :30
MIXED AND READY FOR AIR 10/31/08
KILL DATE: To air only once, on all networks simultaneously at 9PM EDT

***TRANSCRIPT***

(Cue upbeat synth music. Fade in image of three faces pivoting back and forth in time to music: John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Joe the Plumber)

(Singing:)

Happy, Happy Halloween... Halloween... Halloween!

Happy, Happy Halloween... McCain-Palin!

(Voice Over)

It's time, America!

Time for the big giveaway!

Gather 'round the TV all you lucky Democrats with your ironic John McCain, Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber masks.

Make sure you've got those masks on good and tight.


Now...

Watch the magic McCain face.


Watch McCain.


Watch...


Watch...


Watch...






10 comments:

Fred said...

Ok, now THATS hilarious! I wonder how many people got the reference?

Spencer said...

Did they move Halloween up a month? Was it by emergency session of the Virginia General Assembly?

Chez said...

Everybody's a comedian. That's what I get for lifting the "commercial" template directly from another post.

Prozac Boy said...

Does this mean that John is now the High Priest of the Neo-Druidism movement and Sarah is the High Priestess?

Hmm, Sarah in a sky robe, that is both a good and a bad visual image.

Or did they both finally learn to use a computer and came up with a bad high school visual?

Anonymous said...

i don't get it. hmpf.

Graham said...

Dammit. Now I'll be wondering what that movie was all afternoon.

Mr. Controversy said...

"Turn it off! Stop it! STOP IT!!"

dick_gozinia said...

Happy Happy Halloween....

Silver Maverick!

Ricardo said...

I get it (I think) and am ashamed if I do. I saw that movie when I was 9 and it traumatized me. Not for being scary but for being awful.

Izar Talon said...

You REALLY dig Halloween III, don't ya, Chez? You've made, what, three references to it this week?

Not that I mind, at all. Halloween is my absolutely favorite time of year. I'm just still pissed that Michael Meyers wasn't in the third one. I guess he was too busy taking improv lessons and getting ready for Wayne's World about a decade later.