***NEW JOHN MCCAIN CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL***
TITLE: "Top Secret"
RUN TIME: :30
MIXED AND READY FOR AIR 10/31/08
KILL DATE: To air only once, on all networks simultaneously at 9PM EDT
(Cue upbeat synth music. Fade in image of three faces pivoting back and forth in time to music: John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Joe the Plumber)
Happy, Happy Halloween... Halloween... Halloween!
Happy, Happy Halloween... McCain-Palin!
It's time, America!
Time for the big giveaway!
Gather 'round the TV all you lucky Democrats with your ironic John McCain, Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber masks.
Make sure you've got those masks on good and tight.
Watch the magic McCain face.