No fucking way....a friend of mine sent me the same picture awhile back, and all I could think was how you'd probably get a kick out of it. Glad you finally got to see it in all it's, er....glory.
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No fucking way....a friend of mine sent me the same picture awhile back, and all I could think was how you'd probably get a kick out of it.
Glad you finally got to see it in all it's, er....glory.
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If it didn't require the photo for context and could actually stand alone, I'd be nominating Votar's comment for Quote of the Week.
Oh Votar.
Perfect.
I bow in your general direction.
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