"I've been in an underdog position quite often in my life."
-- Sarah Palin, surprising no one
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
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Would it be bad form to make some kind of "that's what she said" crack? There's a difference between being an underdog, doin' it doggy style, or being a rabid dog loose on a national scene. The sooner she goes back to her igloo park the easier a lot of people will breathe.
Oh, you don't say!
I was going to say, "I guess that's why you have 5 kids," but I'd hate to be tacky.
I bet she has been in every kind of position at one point or another.
last night i recorded the daily show on my computer -- because i wanted to watch olbermann too -- and when i watched the daily show i had to pause it on a clip of mccain addressing a crowd where they yelled "terrorist". and i had to roll back and forward over the moment several times-- i swear to god there was a moment of utter shock on his face when the whole audience yelled "terrorist". it was masked quickly, but i swear he, deep down, hates that whole terrorist thing, and probably hates himself by extension.
which is okay.. i'm just sayin'.
Since all the good "doggy style" jokes have been taken, let's just remix the theme song for the "Underdog" cartoon show instead:
There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!
when liberals in this world appear
and coddle the terrorists they should fear
and let the courts their cases hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
power of winking, roar of "maverick!"
fighting all with thoughts that click
Underdog. Underdog!
when in this world leftie pundits hum
of negroes who think their time has come
who spout about this need for change
to right this wrong with blinding rage
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
power of winking, roar of "maverick!"
fighting all with thoughts that click
Underdog. Underdog!
Giggity!
i have to, i just have to.....
"what a bitch."
She suffers from very low self-esteem. She keeps insisting that she's a bitch. I have no choice but to believe her.
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