Deus Ex Malcontent: Project Office Mayhem: Halloween Edition

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Project Office Mayhem: Halloween Edition

Your assignment, as usual: Quietly put the following link up on every computer in your office, then crank all the speakers to full volume.

Mischief points: None -- just get out of the room as quickly as possible.

Now Watch the Magic Pumpkin

6 comments:

Steve said...: I think I just had a seizure ...; 10:40 AM
Deacon Blue said...: Wasn't my head supposed to explode or I was supposed to turn into a flesh eating zombie or something? I never did watch all of that movie...; 10:45 AM
Duane said...: That was evil, Chez.; 12:46 PM
Jeremy said...: AAAAAAAGH!!! Do you WANT my office to fill up with snakes and snails and assorted creepy-crawlies coming out the eye-sockets?; 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Ya need to warn epilleptics (sp?).; 1:43 PM
Izar Talon said...: I kept waiting for something scary or, like, SOMETHING to happen referencing Halloween II, but... nothin'! I was disappointed :(

Maybe if you watch it enough times you'll end up going on a killing spree and eat your parents or something? Now THAT would be worth it.; 7:15 PM

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