I'm a veteran network news producer and manager, a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, and a writer who's been featured in the New York Observer and the Village Voice. I'm also the author of a book called Dead Star Twilight, as well as a new media consultant. To find out more about me and/or hire me, go here. You can contact me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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9 comments:
where can i get one of those?
It's not photoshopped! I saw one of those in a yard here in Nashville last week and about died laughing.
Love it. Just love it.
Get off that lawn, dammit!
Hahahaha.. good stuff.
There is another one out there sat Old Guy / MILF
Thank god I swallowed my coffee right before I came here, or I'd be cleaning up my monitor now. Hilarious!
I was going to say I just about pissed myself, but that would make me a geezer.
OMG That is the funniest thing I have seen yet.
Marie in NH
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