It looks like your daughter has matured to the point where she can turn her head and focus her eyes on objects and/or faces.
If this is true she is officially better prepared to be Vice President of the United States than Sarah Palin is. Sure, if called to duty (god forbid!) she might burp up on the Prime Minister of Japan, but that wouldn't be the first time a U.S. President has done so.
sugar and spice and everything nice. I like the ladybug idea, but seeing how well yellow works for her I would be tempted to go with a bumble bee. Never!!!!! dress her up as McCain. that's just plain wrong. :)
a ladybug huh. Connor is gonna be a dragon cept mommy won't let me rig his costume to shoot fire. Inara might need flame retardant jammies when she comes to visit. I mean she does like fire...right?
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and what is sunshine gonna be for halloween, daddy?
A ladybug.
That or John McCain.
Go with the ladybug. You don't want to scar her for life?
shiver, (Heh, heh, got some candy little girl?) Old man McCain voice.
I'm not going to get any work done today because I'm just going to keep looking at my little girl. If my boss asks, it's your fault.
A ladybug would certainly make a far preferable GOP candidate right now...
It looks like your daughter has matured to the point where she can turn her head and focus her eyes on objects and/or faces.
If this is true she is officially better prepared to be Vice President of the United States than Sarah Palin is. Sure, if called to duty (god forbid!) she might burp up on the Prime Minister of Japan, but that wouldn't be the first time a U.S. President has done so.
I love to start my (hectic) day with a photof of your little cutie. Thank you.
totally a cure for monday morning... so precious.
Daddy...look into my eyes...let your will empty from your mind...that's good.
Now, at the count of three, you will awake and buy me all the Lazytown paraphenalia that you can get your hands on.
sugar and spice and everything nice. I like the ladybug idea, but seeing how well yellow works for her I would be tempted to go with a bumble bee. Never!!!!! dress her up as McCain. that's just plain wrong. :)
I was a ladybug when I was a baby too!!!!
a ladybug huh. Connor is gonna be a dragon cept mommy won't let me rig his costume to shoot fire. Inara might need flame retardant jammies when she comes to visit. I mean she does like fire...right?
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