- Chez
- New York City, NY, United States
- I'm a veteran network news producer and manager, a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, and a writer who's been featured in the New York Observer and the Village Voice. I'm also the author of a book called Dead Star Twilight. I like a good bourbon and my favorite color's aquamarine. Fly me. deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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After taking a week off of The Internet, since I just moved from California to Florida (whee promotion!), I just got all up and running at my new place. I had hoped that I could get some good news, like that Palin had been shot in the face or something. Instead, now she's calling Obama a terrorist. Didn't we already do this, like, two years ago? I know there are geniuses out there with Obama = Osama bumper stickers...
And wasn't her HUSBAND in some sort of radical group that wanted Alaska to secede from the US? That's a big stronger of a connection than an ex-coworker...
Anyway, I suck at html, but here's the article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7653132.stm
tina fey and queen latifah... what a great combination of beautiful, funny and talented women. fucking wonderful to see snl back like the old days... politically and socially relevant.
I had tears in my eyes by the end due to laughing so hard. Absolutely brilliant.
I had not seen this before, it's perfect! But it's fucking scary how true to life it is...
Unfortunate side effect: Tina Fey is hot, and only gets more hot when she is being funny.
But she is dressed up as Palin, who is more shame-hot than anything.
So now my poor nethers are confused, because the two differing levels of hotness are mixing together. I don't know what I am supposed to fantasize about. Somebody help meeee!!!!!
Not to worry, Vermillion. As long as your fingers and not your penis operate the machine in the polling booth, it matters not. We all have shameful fantasies...and you will always have the images and memories of the evil Sarah Palin long after she (hopefully) exits the national political scene.
I agree with you though that Fey does, ironically, get more desirable and fantasy-worthy as she riffs Palin so expertly.
Plus, I figure we have a better chance of getting some from Fey than Palin. Palin probably has a miniature bear trap in her cunny.
That's so true about Scranton...
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