Oh this is just classic: No doubt feeling energized by her ability to make it through last night's debate without swallowing her own tongue or calling Iran's president "I'm a dinner jacket," Sarah Palin is firing back at -- wait for it -- Katie Couric.
She told Fox News Channel -- because, well, of course -- that her interview with the CBS News Pixie left her "annoyed" and that she felt ambushed by Couric's questions.
Questions like, "What news sources do you turn to for information?" "Which Supreme Court decisions do you disagreed with?" "Why do you think that Alaska's proximity to Russia gives you foreign policy experience?" and "What's your opinion of the bailout package for Wall Street?"
Tough stuff, there.
But I suppose it is if you have the IQ of a hamster, can only recite preprogrammed talking points and are pretty much disarmed if you can't make the person interviewing you think he stands a chance of taking you back to his hotel room and fucking you.
"It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about, you get clobbered for that too," Palin said to Fox.
You know something? That's the first smart thing she's said since this campaign started.
So who wants to clobber her first?
Friday, October 03, 2008
Kill the Messenger
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Not sticking up for the MILF, but Joe didn't fair much better,he was stuck on his 7 talking points too.
Yep, she's insane. She is the Patron Saint of Not Getting the Point. She is the world leader in failing to notice the relationship between cause and effect, as evidenced both in her accepting the VP nomination as an abstinance-only sex educator while standing beside her pregnant teen daughter, and in her beyond-incredulous statement that "It doesn't matter what caused climate changed, only that we fix it."
That should be carved on her tombstone:
Sarah Palin
Stupid Bitch
1962 -2058
"It doesn't matter what caused climate change, only that we fix it."
She is not a lamebrain, that's unfair to the lame. She's not a slow thinker, that is unfair to turtles.
She is a non-thinker. She doesn't think, she believes. It's what allows her to say that "America is hungry for fresh new ideas" and, without irony, actually mean John McCain. She is the triumph of epic dumb.
Her head is a condiment dispenser. It has five empty chambers, which can be filled with different flavors of baby food. When you turn the crank, the flavor you selected comes right out of her mouth and into the wide-open, birdlike mouths of the helpless and willing.
What we saw last night was just a proper dispensation of the McCain brand of baby food.
Country First Cherry
Maverick Melon
God Bless Her Grape
Darn Tootin' Tooty Fruity
Pure Shit
It is what it is.
i'm so first in line to hit this woman. hard.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT A HAMSTER, SIR! How dare you!
@ nightmare: At least Biden could articulate his talking points without a script while not antagonizing the debate moderator.
Bonus points for not winking.
i'd line up but it's just glorified whackamole.
it doesn't do you anygood if they can't feel anything above the neck.
I got the feeling that Biden was on his good behavior...and that was sad..that's NOT WHY YOU ARE ON THE TICKET JOE!
i agree.
Stupid Bitch should die
picking on Katie who is also in over her head, isn't a particularly wise thing to do.
I was in the worst mood. Like violent mood, and "I'm a dinner jacket" I can't stop laughing to type this.
I'm a dinner jacket HAHAHAAHAHA
The funny thing is, I thought that Katie Couric was an air-head, and now, she looks like a freaking genius.
I continue to ask, who is going to kill the chickens when we have to move back to the farm? Will I have to buy a gun? If not for Homeland Security, maybe I could get out this country.....
Carol in Indiana of all places...
I'm torn. First I was thinking that she should be ass raped by Ron Jeremy. Then I thought I wanted to hit her with a moose.
Now I think I'd like to see her to be ass raped by a moose, then hit with Ron Jeremy.
"Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda. I hate Tommy Lasorda." PUNCH!
Damn. Someone beat me to the "insulting hamsters" comment.
DAMN.
You know, when McCain decided to support torture, people had no idea he meant Sarah Palin.
If Obama complained about how the media abused him the right would argue, correctly, that he obviously didn't have the cajones to perform high stakes diplomatic responsibilities. I might also add that given Alaska's main street obviously doesn't have barracuda news media, while the American news media is rife with them, and pit bulls in lipstick, pixies with pitchforks, her "experience" hasn't done much to prepare her for the job, by her own admission.
do we expect anything less, I mean more from this woman?
Me and the rest of America would sure like to hear about how mavericky she and McCain are, hopefully she'll bring that up again instead of answering those pesky questions.
It's between Steve Saunders and Fred for Best Comment of the Week.
Thanks guys.
Did you get "I'm a dinner jacket" from Sherry Shepherd on the view? She said that months ago because she said she couldn't remember how to pronounce his name. She also famously said she didn't know if the earth is flat or not and believes in creationism. She also said right after Palin was picked by McCain that she'd make a good vp because she's a mom with 5 kids and that takes a lot of know how and management. She's spouted some other memorable doozies but those are the ones that come to mind right off the bat. Maybe she & Palin are somehow related ;)
Jesus, are you serious? Did Sherri Shepherd really use that line?
Suffice to say I never watch The View, which means I'm now going to go crawl into a bathtub and drag in a toaster oven.
You know, Chez, I would imagine watching The View regularly will probably result in the same wet, electrocutiony fate, anyway.
Come on man, let's not go to that scary place. Besides, just think of that poor toaster oven.
And now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks.
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