In the current times of know-nothing politicans including the evils of Sarah Palin and a desperate old man, comes a genuine example of what puts the aforementioned to shame - what is real and what is beautiful
I don't know if you're wife is breast-feeding, but I just wanted to give you a little heads up about the changes in the quality and quantity of the excretions you will experience when changing over to cand formula. I remember well how inoffensive and miniscule my daughters emissions were when she was breast-feeding, and the nasty surprise that was in store for us the moment we put her on formula at about six months. My advice is to continue breast-feeding for as long as your wife can stand it, it's better for the baby and certainly easier on olfactory senses of the parents. :-)
And recent studies show that babies understand far more than we ever gave them credit for, so don't think for a moment that they don't know exactly what's happening all the time. And I can tell from the expression on your daughters face that she's got your number already Chez. Just wait till she's a teenager, that's when you'll really be in trouble. But I suspect your already aware of that reality. :-)
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you're so whipped. : ) i can totally see why.
Uh, oh. We can see the beginnings of critical thought emerging. Watch your step, Dad. :)
if that's her middle finger, then she's pretty much the coolest baby ever.
Awww! Mom's eyes and nose, and dad's furrowed brow. Perfect combination.Is that a homemade bebe blanket I spy?
She has a very wtf expression on her face. She's even cute then!
In the current times of know-nothing politicans including the evils of Sarah Palin and a desperate old man, comes a genuine example of what puts the aforementioned to shame - what is real and what is beautiful
Beautiful Child, beautiful blanket!
Carol in Indiana
Look at those little neurons firing! You can almost see the gears a-turnin' :D
She is beautiful. A perfect little being.
And unhappiness is a poopy diaper and butt rash.
I don't know if you're wife is breast-feeding, but I just wanted to give you a little heads up about the changes in the quality and quantity of the excretions you will experience when changing over to cand formula. I remember well how inoffensive and miniscule my daughters emissions were when she was breast-feeding, and the nasty surprise that was in store for us the moment we put her on formula at about six months. My advice is to continue breast-feeding for as long as your wife can stand it, it's better for the baby and certainly easier on olfactory senses of the parents. :-)
And recent studies show that babies understand far more than we ever gave them credit for, so don't think for a moment that they don't know exactly what's happening all the time. And I can tell from the expression on your daughters face that she's got your number already Chez. Just wait till she's a teenager, that's when you'll really be in trouble. But I suspect your already aware of that reality. :-)
All day this picture has brought a smile to my face.
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