Friday, October 31, 2008

Call Me Crazy




Mine's "Drown Wing Palin."

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

30 comments:

Steve said...

"Rot Pipeline Palin".

countryjoe said...

Pleased to meet you. I'm Bush Gator Palin.

Anonymous said...

Given that it looks like she named Bristol after an Alaskan bay, one of the most spectacular wildlife areas of North America and which Sarah Palin is now threatening to destroy, I doubt the thought of a 'Sarah Palin name' will give comfort to voters.

Destruction all around then!

John O said...

Stag Tunnel Palin, here.
Jesus, that's hilarious.

Prozac Boy said...

Rope Hoover Palin????

Oh mama, don't raise your kids to be cowboys.

Anonymous said...

Stinger Assassin Palin, which is actually kind of a badass, if completely inappropriate for ME, name. Seeing as I'm not so much the rough tough assassin type and very much the type of person who will read a clever Internet post and come away thinking "Wait, he named the wrong Matt!" I'm calling an audible and choosing Pedantic Zamboni Palin.

Just think, if your kid had been born a few months later you could have used this to name her. It's probably not too late, seeing as she doesn't really know her own name yet. First thing Monday morning it's down to the courthouse to change her name to Missle Blunt?

L. said...

Spackle Camshaft Palin

Anonymous said...

I read People magazine last week and they did an interview with Sarah and Todd. She admitted, "I always wanted a son named Zamboni." I wish I were kidding, but I'm serious.

Chris said...

Hi Drown I'm Turbine Yukon Palin

jritchie said...

Awesome. pleased to meet you, I'm Recoil Zoo Palin. i dig it.

Spencer said...

"My three names are all interconnected, just like an Alaskan family tree."

-Scat Dubya Palin

quantumLCD said...

Hmmm, I kinda like both the names it gave me. I tried first & last name...then first name only.

First & last name = Still Hardrock Palin

First name only = Crunk Petrol Palin


Maybe I'll mash them together=Still Hardrock Crunk Petrol Palin.

Why not! I'm in Miami...people have long names here so it may work!

Lisa said...

Foot Chassis Palin, at your service.

pknaack1 said...

Beans Harpoon Palin? If that's a reference to my ass gas, I suppose its appropriate. But how did they know, out there on the tubes? Those internet people are amazing.

Anonymous said...

Taupe Armageddon Palin. I like it -- sounds like a shade of nail color.

Anonymous said...

Copper Catfish Palin here

Jennie said...

Bang Walmart Palin. Yep, I'm badass.

kanye said...

Hi, I'm mole Valdez Palin. This is my wife, Muzzle Mammoth; our son, Spine Breeder and our daughter, Fork Decoy. And that's out dog, Steam Fangs...heh.

em said...

Chase Rooster Palin. The bf's is Bullet Bodycheck Palin.

...and is it just me, or is there something mildly "To Catch A Predator"-ish about ol' Todd up there? Just sayin'.

RottweilerTOM said...

How 'bout "Anyone other than a Palin"

maxpurr9 said...

"chop meth palin"
not sure how i feel about that....

Felis Femina said...

Geese Whalebone Palin. Awesome.

nswfm said...

COMMANDO COALFIRE PALIN

Anonymous said...

Sarah wishes she was married to someone as manly as my boyfriend Meat Notgay Palin!

Staff Wrench Palin.

Ben Fleming said...

Stinger Assassin Palin.

I lol'd.

Katy said...

Strike Chipper Palin. Fuck yeah!!

Deacon Blue said...

@ kanye...I got "Steam Fangs" too...

Somehow, I doubt I share the name of your dog, though...

Trish said...

Taupe Armageddon Palin here (did this about two months ago and have been using it on my blog ever since).

votar said...

Ammo Canal Palin, checking in.

Deacon Blue said...

For a split second, there, Votar, I thought it was "Camo Anal Palin"