Given that it looks like she named Bristol after an Alaskan bay, one of the most spectacular wildlife areas of North America and which Sarah Palin is now threatening to destroy, I doubt the thought of a 'Sarah Palin name' will give comfort to voters.
Stinger Assassin Palin, which is actually kind of a badass, if completely inappropriate for ME, name. Seeing as I'm not so much the rough tough assassin type and very much the type of person who will read a clever Internet post and come away thinking "Wait, he named the wrong Matt!" I'm calling an audible and choosing Pedantic Zamboni Palin.
Just think, if your kid had been born a few months later you could have used this to name her. It's probably not too late, seeing as she doesn't really know her own name yet. First thing Monday morning it's down to the courthouse to change her name to Missle Blunt?
I read People magazine last week and they did an interview with Sarah and Todd. She admitted, "I always wanted a son named Zamboni." I wish I were kidding, but I'm serious.
Beans Harpoon Palin? If that's a reference to my ass gas, I suppose its appropriate. But how did they know, out there on the tubes? Those internet people are amazing.
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30 comments:
"Rot Pipeline Palin".
Pleased to meet you. I'm Bush Gator Palin.
Given that it looks like she named Bristol after an Alaskan bay, one of the most spectacular wildlife areas of North America and which Sarah Palin is now threatening to destroy, I doubt the thought of a 'Sarah Palin name' will give comfort to voters.
Destruction all around then!
Stag Tunnel Palin, here.
Jesus, that's hilarious.
Rope Hoover Palin????
Oh mama, don't raise your kids to be cowboys.
Stinger Assassin Palin, which is actually kind of a badass, if completely inappropriate for ME, name. Seeing as I'm not so much the rough tough assassin type and very much the type of person who will read a clever Internet post and come away thinking "Wait, he named the wrong Matt!" I'm calling an audible and choosing Pedantic Zamboni Palin.
Just think, if your kid had been born a few months later you could have used this to name her. It's probably not too late, seeing as she doesn't really know her own name yet. First thing Monday morning it's down to the courthouse to change her name to Missle Blunt?
Spackle Camshaft Palin
I read People magazine last week and they did an interview with Sarah and Todd. She admitted, "I always wanted a son named Zamboni." I wish I were kidding, but I'm serious.
Hi Drown I'm Turbine Yukon Palin
Awesome. pleased to meet you, I'm Recoil Zoo Palin. i dig it.
"My three names are all interconnected, just like an Alaskan family tree."
-Scat Dubya Palin
Hmmm, I kinda like both the names it gave me. I tried first & last name...then first name only.
First & last name = Still Hardrock Palin
First name only = Crunk Petrol Palin
Maybe I'll mash them together=Still Hardrock Crunk Petrol Palin.
Why not! I'm in Miami...people have long names here so it may work!
Foot Chassis Palin, at your service.
Beans Harpoon Palin? If that's a reference to my ass gas, I suppose its appropriate. But how did they know, out there on the tubes? Those internet people are amazing.
Taupe Armageddon Palin. I like it -- sounds like a shade of nail color.
Copper Catfish Palin here
Bang Walmart Palin. Yep, I'm badass.
Hi, I'm mole Valdez Palin. This is my wife, Muzzle Mammoth; our son, Spine Breeder and our daughter, Fork Decoy. And that's out dog, Steam Fangs...heh.
Chase Rooster Palin. The bf's is Bullet Bodycheck Palin.
...and is it just me, or is there something mildly "To Catch A Predator"-ish about ol' Todd up there? Just sayin'.
How 'bout "Anyone other than a Palin"
"chop meth palin"
not sure how i feel about that....
Geese Whalebone Palin. Awesome.
COMMANDO COALFIRE PALIN
Sarah wishes she was married to someone as manly as my boyfriend Meat Notgay Palin!
Staff Wrench Palin.
Stinger Assassin Palin.
I lol'd.
Strike Chipper Palin. Fuck yeah!!
@ kanye...I got "Steam Fangs" too...
Somehow, I doubt I share the name of your dog, though...
Taupe Armageddon Palin here (did this about two months ago and have been using it on my blog ever since).
Ammo Canal Palin, checking in.
For a split second, there, Votar, I thought it was "Camo Anal Palin"
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