Rob over at Gold Star for Robot Boy posted this picture yesterday.
Feel free to come up with your own caption.
Friday, September 05, 2008
Two Girls, One Cup of Little Blue Pills
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"Get that camera rolling! She'll be naked in a few minutes!"
"Now here honey. Let me show you how you can still have fun and NOT get knocked up like your sister."
The first coffee-out-of-my-nose moment of the day. Thanks.
"Run along honey, looks like it's time for one of mommy's podium training sessions"
Chez: Speaking of odd Palin moments I thought this picture tells an interesting story: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/1139120/Levi-Kissing-Precious-Baby-Trig-Palin-while-Bristol-Palin-Holds-Him
"No, YOU da man!" "No, YOU da man!" "No, YOU da man!!!"
"see, i told y'all she's the right height!"
McCain: "SUCK MY COCK, BARACK! C'MON EVERYONE, SAY IT WITH ME!"
Palin: It's ok sweetie, you can say it too. If everyone says it, it's not a swear.
Palin: Okay sweetie, start by licking your lips to make them nice and moist...
McCain: Ha ha, Obama, my VP is better than your VP!
Little known fact: the Gooks broke McCain's cock while they were holding him prisoner.
The new one is bionic.
"Mommy, who is Uncle John screaming at? What's a 'Grim Reaper'?"
This is the elevated thinking of the left? You call small town people backwards? Talk about bringing things down to the lowest common denominator. Stop fooling yourself into thinking you are of a better class.
True, Anon. But can his bionic member do pushups? If so, why didn't he just do that for an hour...it would have been better than his speech.
"i couldn't believe what i was doing. i was drunk on cock."
To the left-
Check out the new polls from Rasmussen today. John McCain's biggest policital mistake? The numbers include 2 nights before Palin's speech and 1 night after. Can't wait to see the polls that include just the days after. Your attempts to belittle and degrade this woman have backfired on you.
Yes, Ash. You're so right. This woman's a fucking genius and we just don't see it. Thank God we've got stand-up guys like you to remind us.
See you at the polls in November there hoss.
Sperminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
Starring John McCain as the T-1000 (because that's his age).
"Just like Uncle Chez taught me, Mommy?"
"That's right, Sweetie! Just like your Uncle Chez taught you!"
Palin: Now it's your turn honey!
McCain: Hey roadies, more groupies after the girl!
"Now remember honey, first suck, then stroke."
"But Mooooommm!...He's so...OLD! And wrinkled!"
"Don't talk back to me, young lady! You're the one who kept whining about how Alaska smelled like sweaty Reindeer balls! If I hear one more bit of sass out of you, I'll kick your butt so hard the north slope of Alaska will feel it!...Now go, and remember dear, no teeth!"
McCain: "Hey Mitt!...ROMNEY! Hey, could you get me some Viagra over here? I need to prepare the next American generation for what's COMING to them!"
Mitt: ".....When you're done, can I have her for a second wife?"
McCain: "You know Mitt, you're one sick puppy..."
"...You can have her when Rudy's done with her."
That picture is wholly un-christian like!
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
@anon 9:43am -
No one said anything about being a better class (a smarter class, maybe). And if you think we're trying to show our elevated thinking in this post then it's true, you really can't take a joke.
Who else wants a Worther's Original? They've been in my pockets for 40 years!
Piper, eat the candy that the crazy old man just gave you!
I am filled with an all consuming hatred for these people, but man, this is tasteless...
this is what moral majority morons use to justify thier distaste for the godless heathen free thinkers that we are. however, here is my contribution.
"Yes honey, because how can we expect everyone else to swallow it if you don't?"
oh jeeze now I feel horrible, but still, take that you mindless right wing bastards.
MCCain: Hey! Let's go drill for oil over there!
Girl: Mommy? What does "uppity" mean?
Palin: It's a magic word. If you say it enough mommy will be the President when this old bag kicks it. Hold still...you got some of mommy's stupid on your cheek...
Girl: I want to go to the school that was behind Unca' Johnny.
McCain: Do I make you horny baby? Yeah, shagadelic.
"Run along now and find your daddy Sweetie. Mommy has to do like Cindy McCain asked and make sure she has her hand on Mr. McCain's 'wheel'."
How much for your women? How much for the little girl?
You know, now that I take another look at this picture, I wonder if Sarah Palin is licking her lips because she's about to slick down little Piper's hair with her palm.
"Don't worry honey, his arm is the only thing that gets hard enough to stand up anymore.
OR
"Pssst, mommy, he smells like grandpa after cabbage"
OR
"You must be this tall to ride the McCain express"
"Mommy do I have to walk back to Alaska?"
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