"President Bush will tell Republicans on Tuesday night that the aftermath of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, means voters must elect Sen. John McCain of Arizona as president 'to protect America.'"
(MSNBC: Bush to Invoke 9/11 in Tonight's RNC Speech/9.2.08)
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
THANK YOU, GOD!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Like the Secret Service is doing on the streets of Minneapolis/St. Paul? "Protect America by destroying the Constitution!"
It's almost as if he wants to use that horrible tragedy for political gain, but that can't be right.
Meanwhile Republicans are doing their best to intimidate protesters and the reporters that attempt to cover the protests. Wielding automatic weapons, Twin Cities police preemptively raided houses and "detained" people for planning to protest. They arrested a New York Post reporter, two Democracy Now producers while they tried to cover a protest the next day, and arrested Amy Goodman herself when she tried to inquire after her staff.
My. God.
The dumb.
It hurts!
Bush just handed Obama the election.
On a slightly off-topic and entertaining note: the McCain campaign is bitching again.
Mah feller Amurkins,
I'mma here tonight to make sure ya'll gitter done, see. Ya'll gotta elect mah good buddy John McCain.
He's the man for the job, don'cha git it? Only under President McCain kin we bring order an' justice to the galaxy. Heh heh. Gotta stop them ter'rists and their droid army. Heh!
If we don't stop em on Nabboo, we'll hafta fight 'em here, see. Don'tcha git it? They hate yer freedom. They hate yer shiny flyin' metal cars. They hate yer blue milk. See? That's why Ah got us one uh them clone armies. Them boys is tough sunofa bitches. Heh. Heh. Gonna defeat them droids.
Now, don't be all seduced by that ol' Jedi boy, what's his name? Obiwama? Banobi? He ain't got nothin. Pay no mind to that boy and his silly ol' religion, ain't nothin compared to this technalomalogicalic terror I done constructicated. Hokey religion and ancient weapons ain't no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Ya'll git that, right? Heh heh. Hell, flyin' through hypo-space ain't like dusting crops, boy!
GWP -- You sir, are full of win tonight.
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