It's not Palin's looks, really. Oh sure, she's cuter than most female politicians who make the national stage, but she's no all-out beauty.
What it is the strange mix of fascist, ball-busting MILF she's got going.
It's like the teens who keep hanging around their best-friends 40-something mom and get boners even though her boobs are drooping and her breath smells faintly of cigarette smoke and/or booze. She's kinda slutty and they know she knows way more than they do in bed.
It's like the woman who walks into a club wearing a tight, all-leather outfit. She may not look A-list in the face, but she's projecting that dangerous sexiness. God forbid she's got a riding crop or stilleto heel boots, and every guy is thinking, "I wish she'd hurt me while I'm naked and tied down."
It's like every exploitation-style women's prison movie or every Nazi matriarch in a cheesy action flick.
Palin gives off the "I'm evil and ruthless but I'm not hard on the eyes, and maybe, just maybe, if you behave I'll fuck you."
At least that's the vibe that at least half of the males who support her are likely picking up.
But still, I'd rather have Gina Gershon on the ticket myself.
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It's not Palin's looks, really. Oh sure, she's cuter than most female politicians who make the national stage, but she's no all-out beauty.
What it is the strange mix of fascist, ball-busting MILF she's got going.
It's like the teens who keep hanging around their best-friends 40-something mom and get boners even though her boobs are drooping and her breath smells faintly of cigarette smoke and/or booze. She's kinda slutty and they know she knows way more than they do in bed.
It's like the woman who walks into a club wearing a tight, all-leather outfit. She may not look A-list in the face, but she's projecting that dangerous sexiness. God forbid she's got a riding crop or stilleto heel boots, and every guy is thinking, "I wish she'd hurt me while I'm naked and tied down."
It's like every exploitation-style women's prison movie or every Nazi matriarch in a cheesy action flick.
Palin gives off the "I'm evil and ruthless but I'm not hard on the eyes, and maybe, just maybe, if you behave I'll fuck you."
At least that's the vibe that at least half of the males who support her are likely picking up.
But still, I'd rather have Gina Gershon on the ticket myself.
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