Monday, September 29, 2008
The Mayor of Simpleton
Well folks, I've finally found it.
I've been looking for years, but here it is: the single fucking dumbest thing ever.
From the Huffington Post:
"Fort Mill, South Carolina Mayor Danny Funderburk said he forwarded a chain email suggesting Barack Obama is the antichrist because he was 'just curious' if it was true.
'I was just curious if there was any validity to it,' Funderburk said in a telephone interview. 'I was trying to get documentation if there was any scripture to back it up.'
I guess leaning over the backyard fence and asking Cletus and Myrna if they'd been told anything about this by Baby Jesus didn't provide the confirmation Mayor "Danny" was looking for.
Just remember, this idiot was probably a pair of tits away from being John McCain's running mate at one point.