Also? Does anyone else start to hear those Smuckers commercials in your head the instant this guy opens his mouth? I can't even fathom watching the debates, because all I'm going to hear, regardless of what he says, is, "With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good".
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Note that the "emotional child abuse" story has been completely buried by the lipstick confection.
Mission accomplished.
I love the label on this post.
Also? Does anyone else start to hear those Smuckers commercials in your head the instant this guy opens his mouth? I can't even fathom watching the debates, because all I'm going to hear, regardless of what he says, is, "With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ5VlNQfgik&feature=related
Bravo Chez!
At least he didn't say, "lipstick on a cunt."
this is the thing that bothers me most about the republican party during this (and most other) elections: THE HYPOCRISY.
just about every issue i have with them can ultimately be traced back to them being hypocritical.
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