Friday, September 26, 2008

It's Christmas Morning



Ladies and gentlemen, the next Vice President of the United States...

(Update: The video's been pulled. Not sure by whom.)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are going to start a commune on the farm, thank God we still own it. As long as we can find someone to raise the chickens. I figure I can make the bread and raise some vegetables.....and make some candles...Buy some kerosene! We won't have cable or home delivery of the NYT anymore, so we won't have to "see" the mess the country has become. Le't move to Estonia....
Carol in Indiana of all places

allan said...

Being in Canada, I'm figuring there might be a hopefully orderly migration to our lovely country. We'll increase our production of igloo's to accommodate you. Please call ahead tho so we can get the kegs of Molson, maple syrup, beans and backbacon ready! C U soon

wickedwitch said...

We are getting all of our packing done now, Allan, just in case the American public proves to be as stupid now as they have been for the last 8 years. See you soon!

em said...

allan, my best friend lives in Vancouver, so I've already got a spot there. She also lives by the beach, so I can't complain. I plan on overdosing on Molson, Nanaimo bars, and Smarties the minute I get there.

I would have loved to know what lil Sarah did for the "talent" portion of this competition. Seeing her twirl around doing rhythm gymnastics or trying to toot out "We Are The World" on a flute will single-handedly prove God's existence.

Chez said...

The guy who issued this says there will be more to come. I like to think he's working his way up to the question and answer phase of the competition.

Dennis Prouse said...

Don't hold your breath, Allan. I am Canadian as well, and we are still waiting for the arrival of all the Hollywood celebrities who said they would move here in '04 if Bush was re-elected. :-)

Besides, most Americans who come up here to live don't want Molson and backbacon. Rather, they just complain about the products from home that they can't get in Canada. (Usually some obscure brand of potato chips or cereal.) Having said that, there are a lot of football players who come up here to play in the CFL, and just end up staying. One of them, Michael "Pinball" Clemons, is very seriously being touted as a future Mayor of Toronto.

em said...

"such as, The Iraq, such as, maps..." Yup, there's the Q&A transcript right there.

Cannot freakin' WAIT to see what's coming up. This made my day, Chez.

Steve said...

Yeah, that'll help her negotiate with Iran ...

RottweilerTOM said...

"see my ass it's fucking perfectly lumpy and by the way I'm going to the President of the United States some day, so kiss my ass...so thank YOU A-LAS-KA and praise to Him for it is God's Will that I win this event.."

See You Next Tuesday said...

Seriously, I've been watching the Daily Show with my 11 year old. She wants to move to Europe if McCain/Palin get in. I never suggested the thought to her. It's that scary.

Sorry Canada, please give my igloo too another deserving person with firing synapses. I'm leaning on New Zealand myself. Better climate, closer to Fiji.

See You Next Tuesday said...

Also, on topic of the post, I have to add my catty woman two cents:

The woman can't even manage to get the pageant walk down correctly.

And that butt? FAIL.

medic said...

Chez

Do you think she sported an 80s style bush or more of a 70s style?

Quite perky her boobs are

Anonymous said...

Well as Judge Judy says, "Beauty fades but dumb is forever."

Never more correct than in Piglin's case.

Dennis Prouse said...

New Zealand is close to Fiji in the same way Maine is close to Miami. As for climate, it is a lot like the Pacific Northwest. (Vancouverites are still stinging from when David Duchovny referred to the city as an "arctic rainforest".) There isn't anywhere in NZ where the summertime average even comes close to 70, so if you hate hot summers and you burn easily, you have found your country. GDP per capita is a third lower than the U.S., but you do get a cool constitutional monarchy.

In NZ, as in Canada, the Prime Minister actually has to ask the Governor General, the Queen's representative, to dissolve Parliament and call an election. It's just a formality, but technically the Governor General could refuse the request. It's all very quaint. :-)

Duane said...

The thing is why should we have to move? they're the idiots. Better to stay and be subversive like the French Underground.

That and there are so many more Starbucks here than anywhere else.

And I agree, that butt? Epic FAIL!!

nswfm said...

OK, that bra is stuffed--she is smaller on top, now, after 4 kids. I suspect that Trig isn't hers, based on that crazy story she tells. I'm female and know what that part should look like--hers don't even move when she walks.

Anonymous said...

No longer available? Did the FBI get it?

Barb in Boston said...

Holy crap, it's been pulled already! The hell?

nswfm said...

Well, who ever pulled it didn't want people to see she wasn't breastfeeding TRIG.

Those are some tissue stuffed bra cups. Look at her interviews with Couric--it was especially obvious to me on the Gibson interview. I said that kid Trig was gonna starve to death if she was breastfeeding him.

Rob said...

You can watch the video here:


http://randompicsandotherstuff.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-swimsuit-competition-from.html

Donal said...

This reminds me of a prescient 1969 Mad magazine layout called, If the President were chosen like Miss America. There were some great cartoons of Nixon, Agnew, Humphrey and Muskie in the swimsuit competition, complete with pot bellies and love handles.

Luke Weiss said...

here's one from the pageant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnT9W0ONycc

Keeg's Mom said...

Rob's URL got cut off... can we get it in full here? The other clip on youtube is very short.

Can't believe this has been "disappeared." Creepy. Chez, tell us what happened!

K.

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