Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I (Heart) John McCain


Goddamn, the only thing they left out is Ann threatening to eat him.

(Update: Yes, it's fake. But still damn funny.)

11 comments:

votar said...

holy crap I hope that's for real

SherryB said...

Please please please tell me it is... because if so, I think you will have a new definition of "awesome" if you look it up in Webster's.

Tony said...

It's a fake, one of a series from Seattle alternative newspaper The Stranger. As bright and as dedicated to journalistic integrity as you are, I'll bet you knew it was fake when you posted it.

Accepting the credo "the ends justify the means" may get you some catchy blog posts, but it has also afforded us such blessings as extraordinary rendition. There's a place for integrity, and it's wherever you happen to be standing.

Heather said...

Regardless of authenticity, that is pure and absolute win right there.

Amy said...

I kind of hate you right now...

Chez said...

Tony --

You're being facetious, I assume.

Someone sent it to me and I didn't bother to confirm because, quite honestly, it's not serious enough for me to worry too much about. I can handle being duped once in a blue moon as long as I'm not libeling anyone. When something is for entertainment purposes only, I'll deal.

SherryB said...

Damn it... well, it's still really goddamned funny anyway. Thanks for posting it.

Mr. Controversy said...

Hysterical, but we all could have done without the description of McCain's "conjugal duties". Must...not...vomit.

Amy said...

I just wish it were real.

*sigh*

wickedwitch said...

mr. controversy, don't be ridiculous, staunch Republicans only have sex for procreation purposes and of course, never outside of marriage and only with the lights out. And if you take a really good look at Cindy McCain, you can see that she hasn't had any for a really long time. Either that or the last face lift tightened a more than it was supposed to.

Capt. Assclown said...

Hilarious, but the real victim here is Meatloaf.

How'd you like to get up in the morning to catch up on political opinions, and read that something was so disgusting they'd rather eat YOUR ass?

Personally, I'd go back to bed and sleep it off.

Oh... and I'd start using soap in the shower.