Wednesday, September 24, 2008

He's Clay, He's Gay, Get Used to It

Clay Aiken has officially come out of the closet and admitted that he's gay in the latest issue of People.

In other news, Djimon Honsou reveals that he's black, Dane Cook says he's a talentless douchebag, and Michael Jackson has confirmed that he wants to have sex with Clay Aiken.

(MSNBC: Clay Aiken Comes Out/9.23.08)


Suzy said...

...or, this headline:

George Michael arrested for drug possession
Singer released after being found with crack cocaine, marijuana

Master Mahan said...

So the man America's white tra... music appreciators voted for as their idol was gay the whole time? I look forward to the recall election.

Otis said...

isn't he a bit old for Michael's taste?

and who is this Dane Cook I keep hearing about?

b80vin said...

I don't know, the day Dane Cook admits he's a talentless douchebag should be declared a national holiday. We could call it "Self Awareness" day.

Anonymous said...

but I love Dane Cook. Vicious Circle is incredibly funny!