It was really only a matter of time before somebody came up with something like this:
The "Interview Sarah Palin" Answer Generator
This is the answer I got to the question, "What is the role of the U.S. in Iraq and Afghanistan?"
"Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our economy. It is, somebody was saying this morning, a toxic waste there on Wall Street. Well, it certainly does because our our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the oversight that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that contract that should be inherent in corporations who are extreme, and they do not have to keep. I do bring to this table, and that's the beauty of American elections, of course, that is strong and that important an issue like this also. And I asked President Karzai, 'Is that what President Bush has attempted to do this with you?'"