Tuesday, September 30, 2008

...Get a Stupid Answer

It was really only a matter of time before somebody came up with something like this:

The "Interview Sarah Palin" Answer Generator

This is the answer I got to the question, "What is the role of the U.S. in Iraq and Afghanistan?"

"Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our economy. It is, somebody was saying this morning, a toxic waste there on Wall Street. Well, it certainly does because our our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the oversight that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that contract that should be inherent in corporations who are extreme, and they do not have to keep. I do bring to this table, and that's the beauty of American elections, of course, that is strong and that important an issue like this also. And I asked President Karzai, 'Is that what President Bush has attempted to do this with you?'"


Pamela Heywood said...

The difference between this and the real Palin's answers appears to be, to me, that this nonsense is made up from otherwise coherent phrases. :)

Marie said...

Do you remember the Grossinator? It was a kids toy that strung together random phrases and made childish sentences. A few examples "I'm gonna make" + "a horrible gross fart." Or "You're like" + "a digusting putrid m'booger."

I think Mattel should consider a similar toy, the Sarah-nator. It could come in handy for her during the debates with Biden or if her teleprompter goes haywire.

ProclaimingSoftly (PSanafter-thought) said...

I think the Palin generator disappeared.