Sunday, September 21, 2008

Electioneering


Courtesy of Wonderyak.com: New ideas for McCain campaign buttons:

"McCain ‘08! Because Wal-Mart Wasn’t Hiring Greeters!"

"McCain ‘08! See What Happens When You Don’t Call Your Grandparents?"

"McCain ‘08! Liver Spots Are The New Flag Pin!”

“McCain ‘08! Because Rambling War Stories Make Great Leaders!”

“McCain ‘08! Be Nice, He Thinks You’re His Dead Brother"

"McCain ‘08! You want change? GET A JOB HIPPIE!"

"McCain ‘08! Because Social Security doesn’t pay me enough"

"McCain ‘08! You rotten kids and your music!"

"McCain ‘08! If you vote for me I’ll give back your ball"

"McCain ‘08! Experience counts, I’m as old as cosmic radiation"

"McCain '08! In a few months, we'll have 3 MILFs"

6 comments:

Alex said...

Unfortuantely, I'm starting to get a sinking feeling that McCain is going to win. As a non-American, I'm as concerned for my country as yours. For some reason, the majority of the population of United States seems to cling to anti-intellectualism. Throwing around words like "elite" as if it's a bad thing!

Perhaps it's an inclination to empathise with those that are more like yourself. Voting someone in that doesn't make you feel stupid and ignorant. Sad thing is, these people should feel stupid and ignorant.

I'm sorry, I'm losing faith (and will have lost all faith if another idiot is voted in) in your country. I lived there for just over a year and I loved it. It's a great place but you've quickly become the dumb kid in class and the order of the day is: if you're not actually dumb you'd better not put your hand up and answer that question, 'cause you'll get beaten up mmkay.

Anonymous said...

DUDE, Obama has jumped in the polls now and leads McCain by 6 points. McCain last week had a horrible week. I am confident that when the debates come around Obama will mop the floor with McCain and the same with Biden and Palin. I would have agreed with you if you had said that two weeks ago, but after last week I see a huge turn-around in the thinking process of a lot of people and am therefore confident that Obama not only has a chance and the upper hand in the running but will in fact win.

Anonymous said...

http://www.atlah.org/broadcast/ndnr09-03-08.html

Hilarious.

Brendan said...

My contribution:

McCain: Substituting vehemence for coherence.

The only bad part is we have to credit George Will.

Chez said...

Yeah, I saw that on ABC this morning. Will and Donaldson just ripped McCain to shreds.

That kid. You know the one. said...

Thinking of you.