The Pentecostal End-Timers were right: I guess the rise of Barack Obama and Sarah Palin and their ensuing battle really will bring about the Apocalypse.
Just wait 'til that big-ass hole is ripped in reality and the demons pour through from hell, folks.
(The Independent: First Run of "Big Bang" Machine a Success/9.10.08)
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Don't Panic
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from my understanding the Palin family big bang happened some months ago. not so apocalyptic.
And take it from me, folks, I gotta tell ya, there's nothing more painful than a big ass hole rip.
OK, I'm no astrophysicist or anything...and I'm certainly not that worried about demons poring in through a crach in the fabric of space (maybe the crack between McCain's ass cheeks, though)...I'm not even worried about the Earth being swallowed by a black hole created by this experiment.
But, is anyone worried in the nations that this experiment straddles? I mean, no disrespect to the great minds who made this possible, but if we're trying to simulate the Big Bang and the universe is so very vast and we're a little tiny speck of nothing physically speaking compared to it all...
...might not there be the teeniest tiniest little worry that we might lose a couple cities from the map at least if this goes a litte haywire? Or a few acres anyway?
Let's just say I'm a big believer in "just because you CAN do it doesn't mean you SHOULD." We saw how nifty genetically modified crops are, as they spread their genetic material to other farms and begin to alter the ecosystem oh so very slightly one little acre at a time.
Rapture? No. Disaster in the making? Probably not...but just maybe. Let's just say that a certain area of Europe just got added to my "don't vacation there" list.
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