On August 1, 2008, you wrote a column titled, "On Notice." At the end of the passage, you wrote a disclaimer, "*The one and only Star Wars reference I'll ever make on this site." Well I am sorry to say, but "The circle is now complete" is totally a Star Wars reference.
Dali couldn't have come up with something like this: A black man running for president, challenged by white trash who act black. Jesus, we're really in danger of seeing the Spearses and the Federlines at the helm of this country.
I'm looking at the Palin situation this way: maybe she's an undercover democrat just doing her part to eff up the republicans... and by god i hope it works!
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Damn, too late! I actually just emailed you something about this. Oh well, at least you found it.
And now, the gates of Hell will open.
There is a level of genius on your blog that is unmatched by others. How did you know this would come to pass oh so many days ago?
I suspect that when you become Garth, you have strange and terrible visions that all too often come to fruition.
Be careful with the dark side or pretty soon it could be all Garth and no Chez. (Not that that would be all bad.)
On August 1, 2008, you wrote a column titled, "On Notice." At the end of the passage, you wrote a disclaimer, "*The one and only Star Wars reference I'll ever make on this site." Well I am sorry to say, but "The circle is now complete" is totally a Star Wars reference.
Only if you're a mindless worshipper of those (let's face it) overrated movies and see it that way.
Anyone think that this picture might have been taken around five months ago?
Dali couldn't have come up with something like this: A black man running for president, challenged by white trash who act black. Jesus, we're really in danger of seeing the Spearses and the Federlines at the helm of this country.
I'm looking at the Palin situation this way: maybe she's an undercover democrat just doing her part to eff up the republicans... and by god i hope it works!
Loved the strategic hand-holding of Bristol and the dippy looking father-to-be. Where do the Palin's buy their clothes? Value City?
Maybe she could send her some condoms or some birth control pills for her next round.
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