Friday, August 29, 2008

The XXX Files: I Want To Be Laid




Okay, so, you're a sex addict.

Téa Leone's your wife.

What's the problem exactly?

(AP: David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction/8.29.08)

11 comments:

Suzy said...

i think it's funny his publicist's name is flo.

but seriously, that's gotta suck to be his wife. a friend and her longtime boyfriend went through this and she told me it's a horrible thing to go through emotionally. sucks.

Mr. Controversy said...

This explains his character's addiction to Porn...method acting.

Stephen said...

They have rehab for this?


I feel sick.

nancy said...

Well, hell. I would have helped him with this! I've written him a zillion times, called, left flowers.... drat those pesky restraining orders.

firedmyass said...

Well, that's how you know you have a real problem: when the funnysmartsexy of Téa Leoni is insufficient (assuming she doesn't have the personal hygiene of Christina Aguilera and, as such, smells like hot garbage).

Deacon Blue said...

@ FireMyAss:

You know that all you've done now is get all the readers who frequent the fetish site

www.igetabonerwheniwalkbydumpsters.com

all hot and bothered now. They had a real dearth of celebrities with documented hygiene problems to choose from. And now, you've given them their avatar.

@ Chez:

You know that any time I hear about this story now I am going to have visions of Duchovny walking into the rehab center with too-tight shorts displaying his goods.

This is NOT a good thing for my libido...

Vermillion said...

Then again, if I was married to Tea Leoni, I would come up with an excuse to put it in any one of her orifices any chance I got....I mean, develop a debilitating sexual addiction as well.

Especially if she wore that little number from Bad Boys. Ow.

b80vin said...

Let's not assume here. It doesn't say WHAT he has a sexual addiction to. It may not necessarily be Tea. OR, it could be he got busted and used the, "I'm sick, I need help" line. He did start off in soft core, didn't he?

By the way, from experience I know they make sure you can't have drugs in drug rehab. Do they make you wear chastity gloves in sex rehab?

Anonymous said...

Life is soo rough for people in Hollywoodland.

Well, upon marriage some say that the well begins to dry up, so to speak. Then it becomes a bargaining tool of the worst type, or there's the old, "Please, we've been going at it for 2 days straight; I'm getting raw" excuse.

What IS a man to do?

Lisa, Va Beach said...

Well, he was in the Red Shoe Diaries. And he was sorta freaky in "The Rapture".

Anonymous said...

FUCK!!!!!! (pardon the pun)
i want to comment on this sooooo badly, but for political reasons, i am unable. shit. i kinda did just did comment on it (with no info or substance), but that's all a lawyer would care about.
the second season is so awesome, that i think the sex addiction helped his character. i really like this show. dammit!