Which one is more likely to destroy your children?
Sunday, August 03, 2008
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7 comments:
that clown scared the shit out of me as a kid..
did the clown "go gay" like LiLo?
Personally, I'd have to go with the creepy clown as the most destructive to children. I've yet to understand how anyone can find clown amusing and not terrifying harbingers of nightmares.
Tough call...can we have them both duke it out for supremacy?
I am still wondering who in their right mind would still consider Lohan a threatening influence on anyone? Whoops, kinda answered my own question there.
Really though, at this point nobody except desperate hacks and gossips give a crap about what she does. And then they try to convince the rest of us that we are clamoring for it.
I give as much of a crap that she fell down outside a club, or held hands with her weird looking girlfriend, or whatever else bull crap is shoved into my eyeballs as she does about my fevered self-abuse to her during Mean Girls. Which is not a whole lot.
Hmmmm, she's from Long Island like the Friedmans clan no? What's in the water?
Ok, that's just wrong of me I admit....
But Still...The Friedman issue, Amy Fischer, Stephen Baldwin.... Some extremes in this borough. Although the Friedman thing may be a classic example of Police idiocy. More like a probable.
I’d like to spluge on one of their faces, and the other one, I’d like to shoot out of a cannon….
But frankly, I don’t think I could get Linds’ into the cannon.
(Damn, I’m a sick bastard!)
Clowns! My deepest fear. Linds, a tragic child star/stage mom remnant...clown wins on the terror scale!
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