Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Sin Gasolina


Daddy Yankee: OYE! OYE PAPO! BARACK BRO, DADDY YANKEE GOT YOUR BACK, YO! REGGAETON!!!

Barack Obama: Piss off.

Daddy Yankee: Uh, well... OYE! OYE PAPO! MCCAIN BRO, DADDY YANKEE GOT YOUR BACK, YO! REGGAETON!!!

John McCain: Huh? What? You say Cindy hired you to mow the lawn? Uh, sure... come on in.

(The Politico: Daddy Yankee Endorses McCain After Being Rebuffed by Obama/8.27.08)

7 comments:

Blenderab said...

A-ight, first off Yo!, who is this Daddy Yankee schmuck, what the fuck is reggaeton, and who the hell is a Barack Obama? Is any of this important, or at least "newsworthy?"

(Okay, I'm just joshing about the Obama thing...)

Really, does anybody really give a shit about an endorsement, whether from an ass clown,a celebrity or anyone else for that matter? Will or should one sway your vote? I hope not!

Just PONDEROUS, man!

Suzy said...

LOL, LMAO, OMG, WTF?

Gasolina crisis? No McWay, No McHow!

Harris said...

Democracy means the people get the government they deserve and anybody who votes based on anything this over-accessorized shithead has to say deserves exactly what they get.

votar said...

Damn, now Obama won't benefit from that Musician Nobodies Who Pick Unnecessary Fights With Politicians demographic.

You know, both of them.

This retard, and Sista Soulja.

Mr. Controversy said...

Daddy Yankee: OYE! OYE PAPO! BARACK BRO, DADDY YANKEE GOT YOUR BACK, YO! REGGAETON!!!

Barack Obama: Piss off.


Fucking classic. I'm still surprised this bastard thinks he's culturally relevant. I've never once heard someone say, "Oh, did you hear that new Daddy Yankee single? That shit is blowin' up the charts, ya'll!"

Then again, I don't make it a habit to hang out behind 7-Eleven's, tryin' to score smack.

Anonymous said...

I heard about this douchebag on NPR the other morning. Not surprisingly, he is being used to court Hispanic youth. Also not surprisingly, several of said youth were interviewed and said that his endorsement really carried some weight. At times I really weep for the future.

Karen

Anonymous said...

This is the poster boy for corporate inculcation.

Don't think; buy, buy, die.