Friday, August 29, 2008

Hit Me Palin One More Time




I rest my case.

27 comments:

Mr. Controversy said...

I give you the potential three way fantasy of 1999...

Anonymous said...

How much time do you think she actually has spent in the room with McCain, given his campaign schedule and her recent baby? Did he fly her down to the ranch for ribs? Or did they meet for the first time today?

Anonymous said...

McCain has now proven how seriously he takes the pro-MILF demographic. He's sure to get the endorsement of the MILF Appreciation Society and a few other key groups. This could very well seal Kentucky, with its high concentration of MILF lovers, for him.

Deacon Blue said...

Mr. Controversy:

I'll take Michelle Obama and Britney Spears over the Palin-Spears combo myself

See You Next Tuesday said...

Incredibly clever, ironic and appropriate Chez!

Now, may I submit a possible runner up, which I'll admit lacks irony...but will cause me to call the running mate "Marcy" forever.

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/amandabearse4.jpg

Harris said...

Whatever, dude. I'm still going to put a tap on her ass and drink a gallon of her booty juice.

Anonymous said...

VPILF!

Mel said...

This will reveal my terrible taste in television, but she looks like the swinger Trina on Swingtown

http://www.duckydoestv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/download.jpg

heatherhansma said...

I really don't see how this woman is someone anyone wants to fuck. Not a MILF, GILF, or VPILF. She is 44 and does her hair like a grandmother. Forty-four, people. Way too young to be that out of touch with the world.

Also, who the fuck names their kids Track and Trig? The other names pale in comparison to those two.

Steve said...

Wow you found 2 people on the internet that look alike

dick_gozinia said...

Lets be honest...Britney's not going to look as good at 44. Her lifetime of cigarettes and twinkies has already caught up with her.

Anonymous said...

You have plenty of well-reasoned arguments why someone would be a less-than-ideal candidate for vice-president, so all you have to do is present your points with clarity, wit and style. No problem, you're a brilliant writer and a capable and experienced political observer. This is child's play for you.

But wait, she's a woman, and in her youth she bore a striking resemblance to a modern pop celebrity with much-publicized severe emotional problems! Why stick to the issues when you can just go for the throat with a personal attack?

This is pseudo-intellectual photo-blogger GOLD! It's okay that it blatantly reinforces the idiotic notion that feminine grace and beauty are antithetical to being smart and capable. Your target audience eats this stuff up, right?

Right?

Way to elevate the debate, Chez.

Anonymous said...

I vote for the bitch banker from maried with children. May be my age, im just too old to think of britney.

Stephen said...

I'm still thinking Marcy D'arcy as one person commented.

Wait, isn't the woman who portrayed Marcy a lesbian?

This just got hotter...

b80vin said...

I don't know, Chez. I'm seeing Joyce DeWitt. Maybe Joyce De 1/2 Witt.

Parenthetical Comment:(Wow, I just checked my spelling on "Joyce DeWitt" and I knew how to spell it correctly. But I have no idea where I put my keys.)

Chez said...

Anon 2:21 --

You're missing the point. I don't really care what Sarah Palin looks like; I just find it amusing that she happens to look quite a bit like someone McCain specifically used against Obama. That was the joke I was making. (See the post below this one for confirmation.)

And I never said I was above being juvenile on occasion.

Phil said...

There is some resemblance to the actress I'll always remember as "Amy" from Fright Night.

http://www.bundyology.com/fright.html

Not that that should disqualify anyone to be Veep.

http://www.big.or.jp/~gomex/ms/fn.jpg

b80vin said...

Har har! It's about time someone called you for not raising the debate, media boy. The debate must be raised! Humor is plebeian! Ironic snark is sophomoric! You must use YOUR blog to elevate the debate! Why no one called you on it when you posted a picture of crucified frog (what the hell does that have to do with politics? Or debate ascension?)I can't say, but someone should have elevated themselves.

By the way, Palin is an Intelligent Design supporter and thinks it should be taught along side evolution. So she's retarded.

Blenderab said...

During today's "reveal" party, In the dark suit and glasses, I thought she kinda looked like Tina Fey about to give a SNL weekend update, or perhaps even Elaine Benes, during the time that she was running J. Peterman while the boss was lost in the wild somewhere... What do you think?

jgodsey said...

give that bunny a tail and call heff.

the doctor said...

fuck she's pretty hot

Anonymous said...

uh, she has more executive experience than Obama, Biden, JFK, etc.

Love your blog but stick to 90's music and media criticism. You fail at politics.

Chez said...

Ah yes, the ever popular Anonymous graces us all with his/her wisdom.

Glad you like the site, but by your loose definition of "executive experience," I could nominate Raul Martinez -- former mayor of Hialeah, Florida -- for the VP slot. He has more "executive experience" than all of the above plus Palin.

Anonymous said...

What's really beautiful about Britneygate is now it's really shaping up. Palin's daughter, 17, has been confirmed pregnant(by Palin herself). Like Jamie Lynn Spears before her.

Blue Gal said...

Anon at 2:21:

If one more anonymous non-blogger lectures a satirist on how it's their job to elevate the debate and defeat John McCain with their feminist gravitas, I'm going to puke.

Get your own fucking blog, link to yourself in comments, and show us all how it's done. We'll read you once and then ignore you, but at least we won't think of you has a lecturing harpy with more talk than walk.

Chez said...

You rule, Blue Gal.

Dan said...

But surely the progressive Palin is a champion of alternative energies, right? Isn't that what we've all been talking about?

Oh wait, she favors drilling, big-time.

Hmm, well at least McCain's (taxpayer-funded) $300 million prize for that "super battery" is looking pretty safe these days. http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/06/more-on-mccains.html

Man, do those Republicans know how to save money!

Kinda like OJ never finding the real killers. I mean, he did put up a reward, right?

And there you have our energy policy: Drill Alaska and Who Wants to be a Super-Millionaire.

But Cindy McCain thinks she's qualified, so that's helpful. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080831/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_cindy_mccain)

I've heard a hundred arguments about why Sarah Palin was a good choice of running mates, but not a single explanation on why she would make a good vice president.

BabyMommaDaughterGate is a very entertaining - and not yet discredited - tick on the back of a very rabid dog.

But let's look past the election and get our arms about the very real possibility that this complete joke - yes, a campaign stunt and little more - could end up in a position of serious power.