WHO IS THIS RICK WARREN?
WHY HAS HE CHOSEN TO DEFY MY RULE BY DEMANDING AN AUDIENCE WITH THESE SO-CALLED LEADERS -- THE ONES VAINLY AND FOOLISHLY PLEADING TO BE GIVEN DOMINION OVER PLANET HOOSTON? THE POWER TO CHOOSE A RULER IS NOT A SLAVE'S TO GRANT! WHY DOES HE DO THIS WHEN HE KNOWS THAT I WILL KILL HIM FOR IT?
PERHAPS THIS RICK WARREN'S STATEMENT THAT "GOD SAYS" HE MUST ASK QUESTIONS OF THE LOWLY SLAVE "LEADERS" IS A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING. PERHAPS HE MISSPOKE, AND MEANT TO SAY "ZOD." EITHER WAY, I WILL PUNISH HIM FOR HIS INSOLENCE AND LACK OF SPELLING ABILITY!
SOON, RICK WARREN, YOU WILL DIE -- DIE AS YOU DESERVE TO!
LIKE THE SON OF JOR-EL, YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
And Now, a Message from Your Ruler
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3 comments:
Zod, if you need a V-neck THAT deep to show off your chest hair, you don't have enough chest hair to boast about.
Hey, why are your eyes glowing...
AAAAAAiiiiieeeeeeeee!
You know, ever since I learned about that female Pajiban that calls her lady parts "Zod", I cannot even think of the guy without cracking up for five minutes straight.
Makes sense. Most men kneel before that.
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