Thursday, July 03, 2008

Bye Bye-O-Dome


Sorry, couldn't resist this:

Stephen Baldwin says he'll leave the country if Barack Obama is elected president.

I'm not sure if that's a threat or a promise.

(For the record, I had no idea Stephen Baldwin was still in the country.)

(The Huffington Post: Stephen Baldwin Says He'll Leave U.S. if Obama Elected/7.1.08)

35 comments:

Amy said...

Now if we can just get Eric Roberts to promise the same we'll be rid of two really bad actor siblings.

nomadnewyork said...

Yay!

Stephen said...

He can move to the motherland and be knighted.

Sir Stephen Baldwin...that might work.

Amy can we throw in the other Baldwin brothers, David Arquette, Chad McQueen, Patrick McEnroe...

Deacon Blue said...

Oh, great, and he's got a "Jesus fish" on his shirt in that photo you posted. Yet another dingo-witted fucktard I have to disavow.

I do NOT need people like Stephen Baldwin making my job even harder.
;-)

VOTAR said...

If Obama is elected, Stephen's Gay Jesus Fish will turn black, signaling his imminent appointment at Carousel.

Aloysius Stitches said...

Oh shit! Everyone vote for McCain or they'll we'll never get Biodome II!

Maxine Dangerous said...

Can we send some of the other Jesus freaks with him?? Some of them probably think the election of a non-entirely-white person is the rapture. It would be like a two-for-one sale! A nutcase clearinghouse! I've got some Samsonite for Tom Cruise to use. ;)

Anonymous said...

Not to worry, I'm sure that he truly didn't mean it...

Just keep in mind that two other windbags said the same "BS" when referring to Bush and the last election.

I remember that tattooed skank-freak Janeane Garafalo and "SuperDad" big brother Alec Baldwin spewed the same crap, then both decided to just stick around?

Anonymous said...

The drunken, half-shaven look combined with the Jesus fish makes me take this Stephen Baldwin guy seriously.

I mean, in the same breath he's encompassed two radical ends of the social spectrum!

Honestly, where's he going to go anyway? Canada?

VOTAR said...

"With certainty I say unto thee, that this very night, before the cock crows, thou shalt deny Stephen Baldwin thrice."

the sieve said...

As long as he doesn't come to Canada. We don't want him either.

Girl With Curious Hair said...

Are you telling me that if Obama gets elected, we will be deprived of the artistic and intellectual genius that is Stephan Baldwin? Where will he go? Will he stay there? Can I vote twice for Obama?

britta is an asshole said...

when did stephen baldwin become a stand up comedian? i guess he's trying to fill the gap that george carlin has left. keep up the good work, bro! sigh.....

Mr. Controversy said...

Wow...this must make for interesting dinner table talk at the Baldwin residence. Stephen, this is why Alec is successful and you're not: when Alec says something beligerent and stupid, he comes back with some form of entertainment to placate the masses.

You, on the other hand, could never be entertaining. Even if you were dancing around in assless chaps, whilst cornholing a donkey.

Fifth Generation Leftist said...

I'm so sad! What will we do without him?! Fucktard.

b80vin said...

That's nothing, if McCain is elected I'm going to leave the fucking planet! Top that, c-list boy!

Anonymous said...

won't he have to find some country to take him? are there any (outside of the US) that stupid?

Anonymous said...

He said "most stupidest". While trying to explain how stupid something was. That's the most dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Al said...

Ah lo, a choir of voices rang out in song and in their unified voice was heard a single word..."who?"

D Lang said...

best part was the fox news dolt saying "I'll see you on the radio"... really? You can see invisible radio waves?

Fox News... WE see a spectrum of light that doesn't exist: you decide!

Dianne said...

Something about a door and his ass comes to mind.

Although think of how much more this will bring to Obama in donations!

Erica Dee said...

I knew you would give me some form of entertainment for my birthday- I have to admit these Baldwin folk are from my neck of the woods and some of their relatives still live around the corner from me.

Until Stephen gives us some sort of entertainment to blind us from his stupidity he needs to go away.

Hey Stephen, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

b80vin said...

Do you mean "most dumbest" or "mostest dumb"? See, the thing is, Stephen seems like the kind of genitalia rinse that would google himself, and if he comes here, you want him to understand you insulted him.

Anonymous said...

Wait. A celebrity douchebag made a comment that could have only originated from the dark, smelly place which also happens to house his head?

Its a great thing that we have the First Amendment otherwise we'd never hear of such things!

Stephen said...

Votar, what if he renews on Carousel???????

We can't take that chance...shoot him now.

keenEddie said...

It's funny, to me, how some people can so easily say that they'll leave the country under certain circumstances. When I said I was leaving... well, I just left.

Moving across town is tough enough; imagine going half-way around the fucking world.

Some people are, unfortunately, in a position to have their little tantrums actually spill into the media; the rest of us just go to try and make a better life somewhere else with no fanfare.

Note to any/all Bloated Baldwin Brother(s): Do us all a favor and show us you have the balls to actually do it.

celery said...

fortunately for my country, he would hate canada even more.

Anonymous said...

Stephen Baldwin deserves a good slap.

Sheriff Bart said...

I wonder if Rainbow Jesus gave Stephen that hat.

Jim said...

Wow, an entire family of assholes.
I don't mind that they take a stand, but they keep threatening us with their removal as if I'm supposed to give a shit.

For the record, I'd vote for Hitler just for the chance to see a celebrity leave the country because of it.

dee said...

ready and willing to help him with his luggage. That family has been mucking up Long Island for centuries. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

RottweilerTOM said...

His dad was my 11th grade social studies teacher, and while Mr. Baldwin was rapidly to the left, his son (this one) embracing the far right is about as looney as could ever be,.,Alex Baldwin turning over in his grave.

As a former naive free-market Republican in high school, I used to get in arguments with the elder Baldwin. At one point, I yelled out "You're Wrong." Mr. Baldwin said something I will never forget: "you can disagree with me Tom but never never say I am wrong"...well, Steven is quite the exception.

anonymom said...

Bwah ha! Thanks for the pic.

Heraldblog said...

Our long national nightmare is about to end.

Gina said...

K, bye! Don't let the proverbial door hit you on the ass on the way out! What a dumbass.