Thursday, June 05, 2008

Lard of the Dance


Oprah says she's been doing "the happy dance" since Barack Obama clinched the Democratic nomination for president on Tuesday night.

At least now the U.S. Geological Survey will be able to breathe a sigh of relief, as this should explain all those spikes in its seismic readings over the past couple of days.

(CNN.com: Oprah Doing the Happy Dance Over Obama Win/6.5.08)

(By the way, in response to Oprah's attempt to steal her gimmick, Ellen is promising to turn the tables and scarf down sixteen plates of macaroni and cheese prepared by Rachael Ray.)

7 comments:

Stephen said...

Triumph the insult comic dog on Hollywood Squares:

Bergeron: What's the largest breed of dog?
Triumph: It's either the Lhasa Oprah or the Roker Spaniel.

Ally said...

"(By the way, in response to Oprah's attempt to steal her gimmick, Ellen is promising to turn the tables and scarf down sixteen plates of macaroni and cheese prepared by Rachael Ray.)"

Oh, god - my side hurts from laughing so hard...I won't even mention what happened with my coffee...

VOTAR said...

They make macaroni shaped like little vaginas?








BA----ZIIIIIING!!!

Heather said...

Nicely done, Votar, nicely done. I salute you sir!

Amanda said...

Seriously? Fat jokes? What are you, 10?

Chez said...

I know you are but what am I?

Brenia said...

You can joke on her all you want. Someone needs to bring that ego down a notch.